#4 WTF? I was just asking what kind of cigars they were. Don't let your panties bunch up over that.
#6 As it happens, I have a neighbor across the street who is active duty. He is currently in Iraq. We saw him off again for his most recent rotation with a nice care package for he and the other folks in his squad. I just don't feel a need to trumpet my generosity around here and tell everyone what a swell **** guy I am. So you can take your attitude and shove it up your ass.
#7 Easy to go to law school? You are **** delusional. If it's so easy, you go do it. And do it on a scotch tape and band-aid budget like I did, since my family never ahad any money and I had to work every damned hour I could get. Get through a week with a full course load and working three jobs, putting in 20-22 hour days and still ending up $50K in debt when you finish, with no guarantee of a job. You want lonely and depressing, you could also try studying in an otherwise empty law library at 4 in the morning, because that's the only time you could fit it in....
Man, when the hell did so many people decide to COMPLETELY lose their goddamned minds around here and get so **** sanctimonious??? This **** is ridiculous, even by Cbid standards. Not a lick of truth or sense involved in these posts.
Incidentally, Uncle Fester, all I could tell from the pic and your brilliantly-worded prose was that someone sent you 10 cigars. How the **** was I supposed to know they were sent for someone else or whatever?
#8 Amen, thank you.
#13 Fine. The two of you can move to Vermont and get married.
#15 Apparently you need the constant recognition if you are an insecure dickhead, like CE. Man, and I thought the Corvette shtick was bad enough. I even laid back on the guy...frankly, he was so idiotic and so impressed with the smell of his own **** that I was starting to feel a little mean for having flipped him **** before. Kind of like picking on the "special" kid in class.
Well, he's taken care of that. I feel no such hesitation now.
#20 No kidding. I didn't think they really were 1876's. I thought you could see the numbers on the bands if they were. I never assume no cigar has some love somewhere. Hell, there was a guy here a couple years back looking for Fighting **** cigars. I bought a bunch cheap back before I knew what a "good" cigar tasted like. He offered a trade...I just sent him the 20-25 I had and told him to enjoy them, gratis.
Guess I should have asked someone to hold a **** parade for me.
#21 Well, my most sincere and humble apologies for not following every single post and word from Uncle Fester as if it were words spilling from God's own lips. I mean, Aunt Douchebag here has been posting 30-40 threads a day on single topics. I guess I should have at least been thankful this wasn't post #100 on the BP oil spill.
BTW, Eddie...pleaase find something sharp sticking out of a house or barn or something and run into it, really quickly.