So long as the boobies still bounce, my man, all is good.

Reporting from sunny Maryland as our troops continue to buy arab goodwill with money borrowed from our Chinese friends.

Damn IE 8. Thought they had patched it up. Got more potholes than roads in Pa. lol

Mr. Charm

There is a s&$tload of accuracy in that statement!

Tom, I read where our field commanders are assigned bagfuls of cash that they HAVE to spend by a certain amount of time on the field.

The villagers literally greet them with their outstretched hands. Doesn't matter whether they have useful info for the war effort or not. They are afraid of the Taliban more than they fear us. The Betreas war strategy is better than our domestic farm subsidies. The farmers return to their poppy fields after the Americans finish building their roads and buildings.

Russia was in awe of us, now she laughs at us.

A Libyan no-fly zone and humanitarian aid missions because we want the rebels to like us.

Rainbows, Lollypops and Unicorns for all!!!🐴

just a donut would be cool.... 😟

Allah bless the Libyan lesbos, Afghan throwrugs, and all the other mentsh of the world. Falafel & hookahs for all- on me!!

Oh... you meant, like, the ones with cheese and fruit? 😰