CONGRATULATION'S TO ALL
OF YOU THAT HAVE SIGNED UP
FOR THE BUS TRIP TO NEW YORK, INCLUDING A TRIP TO NATHAN'S.
THE TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING AND THE ROUND ROBIN
MARRIAGE CEREMONY TO BE HELD ON THE OBSERVATION TOWER
OF THE RCA BUILDING.
PIZZA WILL BE SERVED FROM ALMOST ANY LOCAL PIZZERIA,
ALONG WITH EGG CREAMS AND THE PIZZA WILL BE BETTER THEN ANY
OF THE CRAPPY PIZZA YOU HAVE BEEN EATING AT THE FINEST ITALIAN
RESTAURANT IN WHATEVER HICK TOWN YOU LIVE IN, THAT ADVERTISES
NEW YORK STYLE PIZZA OUR SPECIALTY.
A BUS TRIP HAS BEEN ARRANGED FROM TIMES SQUARE TO THE RED HOOK
PROJECTS AND DROP YOU OF WITHIN RUNNING DISTANCE
(ABOUT 5 BLOCKS)
THE RETURN BUS WILL LEAVE PROMPTLY AS SOON AS ANY ONE SUCCESSIVELY
RETURNS TO THE BUS PARKING LOT INSIDE THE IMPOUND LOT OF THE POLICE
STATION. YOU CAN RECOGNIZE A POLICE STATION BY THE FANCY GLOBES
ABOVE THE DOORS. THEY WILL ALL BE BROKEN.
PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CHANGE SEATS DURING THE RETURN TO YOUR
HOMES. NOW THAT YOU ARE MARRIED TO SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX IT'S
TOO LATE FOR ANYONE TO GRAB SOMETHING YOU JUST SAW OM SOMEONE
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.
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