I think you have your AM and PMs mixed up.
Just don't mix up your PMs and you BMs.
8trackdisco wrote:
Pish posh. How dare you...
Lissen here buddy boy. I'll have you know I urinate like a race horse at 5:00am. Later at 6:00am, I enjoy a gargantuan constitutional & at 7:00am I jump out of bed to face the world!!! I'm a machine.
Goonite? It's just that the other words have such a finality to them....
AMF
There's nothing quite as satisfying as a good poop. 🌫
MACS wrote:
Nothing?
19 years in the Navy, exotic ports of call and from the Bodily Function menu, you select the Poop?
Of course there are other, ahem, functions that are more satisfying, but at almost 42 those functions are no longer daily.
Poopin' is a daily occurrence... for those of us with normal bowels.
:-"
Bloody, looking svelte. The new diet suits you.
Hope you are close-by when the Zombie Apocalypse breaks out...er, cuz, uhm, I won't have to trip anyone else to delay the horde of flesh craving devil spawns during flight.
Although...it kinda looks like a zombified war puppy-dog may have already taken a whack out of ya...
It's the John Candy commitment to excellence lifestyle plan. Flesh tone suits help. (insert Paul Lynde snort here)
Have a nice rest of the day.
🇨🇮
Just providing some comic relief, sir.
Foul bowel!
chicken parmigiana with only 4 servings of pie 'n soda
bloody spaniard wrote:
You forgot to say goodnite 🌫
But it's DIET soda...so that makes it all good, right? A nice 56 oz. stupor-sized Guzzle-Jug?
prices went up again tho... Bassards!!! 😠
Elbow striking allowed?
Strawberry banana yogurt and a fight with our department of workforce management.
Tiny Fist 8^ is in the..................
RED ZONE again.
watchurai wrote:
Well yes, of course... The wonderful thing about the John Candy lifestyle is that the servings come complete with a feed bag that doubles as a barf bag. Really convenient especially if you like to graze.
I drink red zone, er wait a minute, that's red bull.
May I suggest an inflatable donut? 😰
Ram's reed zone he is speaking of is his inflamed anus. But Ram is mostly inflamed anus. He IS an irritable bowel.
Aaaaand, I rest my case.
Wanted you to rest the case before 5:00 PM Central.
