goonite, er gooday

I know...right?

Hurtin' this morning. Decided to play football with son and his pals.

Rather than have them win, I ran face first through my rail fence for the tying touchdown.

Busted the pine, loosened teeth, damaged elbows, and can now whistle through the hole in my moustache area. 😲

When I'm done self-treating my obscenely swollen Rick James lips, I may resemble the elephant man or worse yet Joaquin Phoenix (hairlip).

(dancing emoticom which never works properly)

Have a great day!🍺

What do you do for an encore? Play in traffic? 😰

Only if you blindfold me first, Watch.

You shoulda seen the look of horror on folks' faces when they looked at my bloody mouth. It was priceless. Then, later I tried gargling salt water & it shot out through the hole above my top lip. That's why I'm bloody spaniard... LOL!

lentil soup & plenty of ice water (yum)🤤

Stay well, guys.🇨🇮

Looks like people have been having a dandy time out there...

--Is the Undercrown a Liga Privada? No, it's a new fvcking sandwich from Subway.

--Gurkha cigars... Yea! They're the best. No, they suck ass. No they're the best. No they suck ass. No they're the best. No they suck ass. No they're the best. (infinite loop engaged)

--A knock down drag out fight in a music thread. Yesssss! My notes are better than your notes!

--Guns, guns... gee, let's all sit around and act macho on the internet, pretending to sit around waiting for the opportunity to whip out a gun and blow a perp away to make one's life complete. Oh, wait, some are not pretending.

--Look at me! I bought a box of cigars! Woo-woo. Mooch, mooch, mooch, mooch...

--You team's QB is a fag. LOL. No, yours is. LOL. No you. Nuh, uh. you. (infinite loop #2 engaged)

--Libs suck. Cons suck. No, Libs suck. No, Cons suck. (infinite loop #3 engaged)

--Help for a noob? Oh dear god, another one who can't find the search function?

--Prayer thread for my kitty-kat who coughed up a hairball.

--picture of fgm in thong topped yet again... (infinite loop generator now on overload)

*snif* man, I love you guys. This place is the best!

JUST what you needed...another mouth to feed.

Brilliant! Thanks loads. I think you may have just displaced me as the resident Dennis Miller of the boards...

Drafter, I think it's mostly a matter of 40 excess pounds which are uncontrollable at times. I'm about 6' 1" & should be 185-190 not 226. Just imagine juking with a 40 pound backpack...

Carry on.

Well stated Gerbil!!!!!!!!!!!=d> =d> =d> =d> =d> =d> =d> =d> =d> =d>

Mr. Charm love the warmth and love exuded on this thread.

Mebbe Charm should start a prayer thread. At least he get more fake pity that way.😢

Graceful as always...at least try to avoid leading with your face this time, twinkle-toes. 🖐

Seriously, that hadda hurt bro. Best wishes for a quick mend.

And if the boys take up lacrosse...Kevlar Body armor. All I'm sayin.

30#s shed so far.