The woman we extra touchy on the mrs. When we went to their cabin. My wife assumes everyone's intentions are pure. I kid you not, we were being sized up for swinging. I got us the hell out of there quickly.

There is a place on Front St in Phillipsburg that I buy CC's from that are authentic. There are many many stores that claim to sell authentic CC's but this is the only store I trust. However they are not cheap. There is a Casa Del Habano in Marigot but the cruise ships dock in Phillipsburg and its way on the other side of the island.

PM me and I will tell you the place.

Also the duty free shop in building right where the tenders land right next to the public bathrooms has the best booze prices. Its right across from the Blue B*tch Bar. You might even find some legit CC's in there but I wasnt crazy about how they were storing them or their prices. I saw a 3 pack of PSD2 for $39. $13 each not terrible but not great.

Well then, if it's going to be *that* kinda cruise ... 😉

I can see that being a tough situation ... I mean what do you say. "Why I never would consider doing something like that ...." [pause and look at the wifey] ... "would I hunny?"

It can only go one of two ways and both of them might end up with me getting thrown overboard!!

awesome! PM coming your way now!

I am cutting out of the office for the day and as a rule I dont turn a computer on once I get home.

If you have any questions or anything else I can help you with drop me a pm and I will answer tomorrow.

There is always something that goes wrong or something that you can complain about on every vacation. Cruises are no different. Relax and have fun. A bad day on vacation is better than a good day at work. Unless you are cruising Costa.

I have no desire to do that kind of thing. I'm a one-woman man.

Cruises are a blast, but you will also see sugar daddies and their vacuous jail bait on the pool deck. Seems to be where they are most visible. I don't want to freak you out. It is just observations from going on them over the years.

Also, if you are docking in San Juan they might let you buy duty free booze and cokes and bring them on the ship. When we docked there we were able to load up on a couple cases of coke and Heineken for normal prices.

Remember you can order as much food as you want at dinner and not pay extra, so go bananas. One guy we sat with ordered 16 lobster tails. They brought them all to him and suggested he stop in case he had a shell fish reaction. I think they just wanted him to stop eating so much lobster.

LMAO! I think I'll just get glasses 🙂

Just wait til you need Viagra to remember which armpit the ***** is under.

Ron

I have been all over the Old section at all hours of the night on at least two different visits...never even seen a problem or skirmish. That said, I would not wander out of the Old streets at night...

Use caution wherever and whenever you travel abroad.

K- you asked about Celebrity...I was just on that line in November.

The ship, food, and crew were exceptional. A bit pricier than Royal Caribbean or Carnival, but not as young a crowd...or as unruly (Carnival). You will enjoy.

Thanks. Had to remove coffee from my computer desk. 🤣

Something to look forward to in my coming years...#-o

It's usually the Bass Islands on Lake Erie, and I am in my own boat. Sometimes I'll venture to the islands in the Detroit River, but you have to watch the natives.

Thank you! Didn't know that. That was a more useful tip than any of the travel advice above!