You have to understand.....global warming is old news and already played out. The real danger is solar flares.

HockeyDad wrote:

So now the sun is flaming??
Does Chik Fil-A know this??

tailgater wrote:

If we allow the flamers to marry the world will end

teedubbya wrote:

Best post ever.

victor809 wrote:

That's what she said.

tailgater wrote:

Best post ever.

victor809 wrote:

Dammit... your wife told me you had left the house already!!!

victor809 wrote:

My wife would only cheat with a straight rugby player.

She's still looking.
The closest she found was in the dictionary. Next to "oxymoron".
Wikipedia provided a link for antonyms.
The Latin root for this is juxtaposition.
Google returned 0.00 results in 59 seconds.

I'm sure I missed some.

tailgater wrote:

did someone say fencepost?

teedubbya wrote:

How many times do I have to sleep with your wife before she believes I'm straight???? :)

She keeps saying "nope, I don't believe it... you're gonna have to do it again."

victor809 wrote:

My wife only speaks spanish.

You must be taggin our nanny. I hope you don't scare her off. She's been very reliable since she found out she has HIV.

tailgater wrote:

My wife only speaks spanish.

You must be taggin our nanny. I hope you don't scare her off. She's been very reliable since she found out she has HIV.

tailgater wrote:

Again, I hope you're joking.

There are two problems :

1 Sea water has salt in it. When it freezes the ice is pure water, which is less dense, leading to a percentage of the ice floating ABOVE the water (i believe 20%).

2 - There are chunks of ice which aren't on the water, but instead build off of land masses.

victor809 wrote: