yea. huckabe just said it would be ok to skip the baptism part because they were beyond hope

but apparantly since it is a choice the organs should still be good and stuff

Damn that George W Bush!
Damn him to hell!

If he didn't ban those stem cells, we'd have all the cures to cancer and MS and even the gayness.

Damn him!!!

This just in -

Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich
'Queer-Hatin' Cordon Bleu' Goes On Sale Wednesday


ATLANTA—As part of its recent efforts to publicly align itself with fundamentalist Christian values, the Chick-fil-A restaurant chain announced today the debut of its new Queer-Hatin' Cordon Bleu sandwich that would be on sale in all of the company's 1,600 restaurants this Wednesday.

In a press conference to reporters, company representatives said the homophobic new sandwich will include the national fast food chain’s trademark fried chicken filet wrapped in a piece of specially-smoked No Homo ham that would be topped with a slice of Swiss cheese and lathered in a creamy new Thousand Island-based **** Punching sauce.

"The Queer-Hatin' Cordon Bleu is our company's way of showing our firm commitment to strong, Christian family values," said Chick-fil-A spokesman Robert Gary, before adding that the vehemently anti-gay rights sandwich comes served in a combo with waffle fries and a medium soda for just $6.95. "From the very first morsel of this savory meal to the very last bite, customers can envision gays burning in hell with their sodomizing cohorts, and know that our sandwich is on their side.”

"Of course, the young ones will want to finish their meals off right with a No Fudge Packin' Soft Serve Cone," Gary added. "I can't think of a better way to follow up a sandwich this good."

While the release of the Queer-Hatin’ Cordon Bleu has led to anger from pro-gay rights groups, loyal Chick-fil-A customers claim they are happy they can finally enjoy a sandwich that takes a firm stance on the issue of homosexuality.

"Any sandwich that combines that great Chick-fil-A flavor with a hefty dose of vitriolic homophobia is definitely going to keep me coming back for more," said Atlanta customer John Oaks. “Come Wednesday, I’m going to be first in line for this thing.”

According to sources, the Queer-Hatin’ Cordon Bleu is merely the first of Chick-fil-A’s new family values menu which is set to include the AIDS Is God’s Curse chicken nugget combo and the **** Caused 9/11 strawberry fruit smoothie.

Nobody is putting a gay-homo organ in me but I'll ask Busa if he's ok with it.... 😟

I heard he wanted the babies for all to himself.... he eats them for dinner

Onion is hilarious...

:-&

[-x 😳 😳

I don't blame you man.... after awhile you have to say no more

😠

I'm sorry. You are a lil pooper trooper. I should have known you would never say no. Sorry

then again I'd be mad to if someone treated mine like that. it's a fine line between love and abuse

But only the female ones.

He ain't one of 'dem kweers, ya know.

yea. he's a man's man... eh I mean...

ah nevermind. he sure liked ****** though

That would be so incredible.......Cordon Bleu is outstanding!

How about a Fresca?

2000????

You remind me of judge smails.

and it looks good on you...

Once again, you're pre-mature...

Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?