ZRX1200
13 years ago
My period end
Sword fighting with the winds
Pad and prick Vic friend
victor809
13 years ago

My period end
Sword fighting with the winds
Pad and prick Vic friend

ZRX1200 wrote:



Was that a haiku about my ****?
tailgater
13 years ago

Nah... I enjoy posts that are more than one line and a smiley. It suggests the individual put some thought into it.

victor809 wrote:



Yeah, thought.
o:)
ZRX1200
13 years ago
And your period.


I call it confused reassignment.
DrafterX
13 years ago

A traveler came upon an old farmer hoeing in his field beside the road. Eager to rest his feet, the wanderer hailed the countryman, who seemed happy enough to straighten his back and talk for a moment.

"What sort of people live in the next town?" asked the stranger.

"What were the people like where you've come from?" replied the farmer, answering the question with another question.

"They were a bad lot. Troublemakers all, and lazy too. The most selfish people in the world, and not a one of them to be trusted. I'm happy to be leaving the scoundrels."

"Is that so?" replied the old farmer. "Well, I'm afraid that you'll find the same sort in the next town.

Disappointed, the traveler trudged on his way, and the farmer returned to his work.

Some time later another stranger, coming from the same direction, hailed the farmer, and they stopped to talk. "What sort of people live in the next town?" he asked.

"What were the people like where you've come from?" replied the farmer once again.

"They were the best people in the world. Hard working, honest, and friendly. I'm sorry to be leaving them."

"Fear not," said the farmer. "You'll find the same sort in the next town."

tailgater wrote:






true.... true..... 😟
DrMaddVibe
13 years ago

The bad thing is when everyone doesn't think like he does, instantly the disdain and intolerance comes out. Its just biter....errr...bitter.

HockeyDad wrote:




And...and..and he shoves ya into a soundproof invisible box![frypan]
bloody spaniard
13 years ago
I swear by all that is sacred and on the lives of the bees stinging the occasional child in my backyard, that I, Ignacio Lopez de la Vega Drambui con Bacardi y Coca Cola will someday read the complete recorded banter between Victor & Tailgater so help me...[-o< 🤥
bloody spaniard
13 years ago
... or die trying. Amen.




Victor & his invisible, soundproof box under his bed...[whip]
victor809
13 years ago

I swear by all that is sacred and on the lives of the bees stinging the occasional child in my backyard, that I, Ignacio Lopez de la Vega Drambui con Bacardi y Coca Cola will someday read the complete recorded banter between Victor & Tailgater so help me...[-o< 🤥

bloody spaniard wrote:



It's okay Bloodsport. I'll stop at your place after work one of these days and read you the full transcript. :)

I'm still driving daily up to frederick from dc.... ug.
HockeyDad
13 years ago

"What were the people like where you've come from?" replied the farmer once again.

"They were the best people in the world. Hard working, honest, and friendly. I'm sorry to be leaving them."

"Fear not," said the farmer. "You'll find the same sort in the next town."

tailgater wrote:




And then a Muslim came along and detonated a bomb and killed them all.
DrafterX
13 years ago

And then a Muslim came along and detonated a bomb and killed them all.

HockeyDad wrote:




did he work there..?? 😕
HockeyDad
13 years ago

did he work there..?? 😕

DrafterX wrote:



No, he was from the next town over....Townestan.
DrafterX
13 years ago

No, he was from the next town over....Townestan.

HockeyDad wrote:




those bassard Townestanians..!! 😠
DrMaddVibe
13 years ago

And then a Muslim came along and detonated a bomb and killed them all.

HockeyDad wrote:



And 4 lesbo couples shared a kiss at their funerals!
HockeyDad
13 years ago

And 4 lesbo couples shared a kiss at their funerals!

DrMaddVibe wrote:




That would be hot.....unless they were the lumberjack/Subaru variety.
DrMaddVibe
13 years ago
Well, ya can't pick 'em that's fer sure!

Ya NEVER know which ones will show up. At least they have the balls to do so...the Georgetown rubby players are still licking their wounds from the vicious attack and can't be bothered to show up to some national sponsored event.
victor809
13 years ago

And then a Muslim came along and detonated a bomb and killed them all.

HockeyDad wrote:



If only someone in the crowd was armed, hundreds of lives could have been saved.
HockeyDad
13 years ago
The armed citizenry were all off at Chick-Fil-A getting delicious sammiches. Only the gun-control liberal douchebag gay-homo militant extremists were there to protect the town and all they could do was throw d ildos and stuff. Epic fail.
victor809
13 years ago

The armed citizenry were all off at Chick-Fil-A getting delicious sammiches. Only the gun-control liberal douchebag gay-homo militant extremists were there to protect the town and all they could do was throw d ildos and stuff. Epic fail.

HockeyDad wrote:



Sikhs are gun control liberal douchebag gay homo militant extremists?
HockeyDad
13 years ago

Sikhs are gun control liberal douchebag gay homo militant extremists?

victor809 wrote:




There were no Sikhs in that town.
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