TAMPA (The Borowitz Report)—In his
speech to the Republican National
Convention last night, Vice-Presidential
nominee Paul Ryan test-drove what the
Romney-Ryan campaign says will be a major
theme for the 2012 Republican campaign:
“lying about everything.”
“The question was, how many whoppers
could you pack into one speech?” the
campaign adviser Tracy Klugian said. “All I
can say is, when Fox News accuses a
Republican of lying, you know you’ve
witnessed something historic.”
Mr. Ryan pronounced himself pleased with
his performance, noting that he only strayed
into the truth when he recited the names of
his wife and children.
“That won’t happen again,” he laughed. “Call
it opening-night jitters.”
As for Presidential nominee Mitt Romney, he
said he was working “around the clock” to
add additional lies to his speech tonight:
“I’m no Paul Ryan, but, darn it, I’m going to
do my best.”
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