Aw dude, didn't you hear? It was in all the union chat-rooms! I was working too hard and over-filling the spongy goodness. It made everybody else look bad so they talked shat about me. I hate them. Management loves me so much though, they made up a "regional safety manager" job where I could slow down other people instead. I turned it down but they begged me to stay. Now I have plenty of time to go on the internet and make up stories which inflate my self-importance.
Cheap booze will help you sleep 🍺

You say that like it's a bad thing??😕

Twinkies maker Hostess lives at least another day


WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. (AP) — Twinkies will live to see another day.

Hostess Brands Inc. and its second largest union agreed on Monday to try to resolve their differences after a bankruptcy court judge noted that the parties hadn't gone through the critical step of private mediation. That means the maker of the spongy cake with the mysterious cream filling won't go out of business yet.

The news comes after the maker of Ho Ho's, Ding Dongs and Wonder Bread last week moved to liquidate and sell off its assets in bankruptcy court. Hostess cited a crippling strike started on Nov. 9 by the Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco Workers and Grain Millers International Union, which represents about 30 percent of Hostess workers.

"Many people, myself included, have serious questions as to the logic behind this strike," said Judge Robert Drain, who heard the case in the U.S. Bankruptcy Court in the Southern District of New York in White Plains, N.Y. "Not to have gone through that step leaves a huge question mark in this case."

The mediation talks are set to take place Tuesday, with the liquidation hearing set to resume on Wednesday if an agreement isn't reached. Jeff Freund, an attorney for the bakers union, said any guess as to how the talks will go would be "purely speculative."

In an interview following the hearing, Hostess CEO Gregory Rayburn said that there is enormous financial pressure to come to an agreement with the union by the end of the day Tuesday.

He noted that it's costing Hostess about $1 million a day in payroll costs alone to stay alive, with the money mostly going toward management to unwind the company. About 18,000 workers were sent home Friday after the company shuttered its 33 plants, meaning no sales are being generated.

"We didn't think we had a runway, but the judge just created a 24-hour runway," said Rayburn, who added that even if a contract agreement is reached, it's unclear whether all Hostess plants will get up and running again.

Hostess, weighed down by debt, management turmoil, rising labor costs and the changing tastes of Americans, decided on Friday that it no longer could make it through a conventional Chapter 11 bankruptcy restructuring. Instead, the company, which is based in Irving, Texas, asked the court for permission to sell its assets and wind down its business.

The company, which is in its second bankruptcy in less than a decade, had said that it was saddled with costs related to its unionized workforce. It brought on Rayburn as a restructuring expert in part to renegotiate its contract with labor unions.

Hostess, which had been contributing $100 million a year in pension costs for workers, offered workers a new contract that would've slashed that to $25 million a year, in addition to wage cuts and a 17 percent reduction in health benefits. The baker's union rejected the offer and decided to strike.

By that time, Hostess had reached a contract agreement with its largest union, the International Brotherhood of Teamsters, which urged the bakers union to hold a secret ballot on whether to continue striking. Although many workers in the bakers union decided to cross picket lines this week, Hostess said it wasn't enough to keep operations at normal levels.

Rayburn said that Hostess was already operating on razor thin margins and that the strike was the final blow. The bakers union said the company's demise was the result of mismanagement, not the strike. It pointed to the steep raises executives were given last year as the company was spiraling down toward bankruptcy.

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I have said it before and will say it again: BK Judges are the most powerful in the land. They have the authority to do what they want and have their own U.S. Marshals under their direct control, as well as all the help they want from the FBI, Treasury, CIA, etc.

Now the twinki opportunist's will be stuck

With the fate of America's favorite cream filled cake hanging in the ballance, a hush fall over the great 57 states.

Will our great Twinkie fail into oblivion? Or will it become another Bimbo?

Stay tuned. Your Twinkle hangs in the ballance . . . . .

ROTFLMAO thanks for that

You know damn well that your post is of greater substance than many of the posts here.

Thank you Mr. Fenst.

I recon it takes a steady eye to follow the true path of our one and only yellow cream filled cake snack. The gravity of the situation would make Einstein argue with Rosenburg.

You gotta love this country - cause I've been to some others . . . . .

what did they call twinkies there..?? 😕

no deal yet, brother, keep those short 2 day, e-bay listings going fellas!!!

In Germany, they called them "Das Tvinkie". In Ireland, it's a "Royal with Cream".
In France, it's a "Le HockeyDad".

what do they call the Quarter-Pounder w/cheese..?? 😕

An Ethopian with a yeast infection!o:)

I know you desperately want people to pay attention to you, but then the message needs to be edited so you don't lose folks.

I took care of this one, but I don't have time to do this for you on a routine basis, so please pay attention.[frypan]

Someone might think you two were dating!

It's a bad breakup. He's infatuated with me pumping cream but all he has to offer is bs.

Hug it out. Or keep it to witty banter the mitt wits don't understand.

In other words...speak Kenyan!

Do they have Rosetta Stone for Kenyan?

Yes...they use it to grind up those roots they put on wounds.