Mercy Nurse!!! The lyrical limericky St. Nick dashed in and was gone in a flash. He magically dropped an overstuffed box of goodies through the narrow chimney of my fireplace, without doing any physical damage to the hearth. Amazing defiance of the laws of physics. Upon opening the box, I was greeted by a personal letter from Santa. He said some very nice things and wrote a witty poem...Mr. Kringle is a multi-talented and generous spirit. The contents of the box left me speechless. My stunned wife commented that this gift will get her off the hook for this Christmas and the next few... and wondered what I did to deserve such a bounty. She is now suspicious of my absences recently while dumpster diving, and is in my closet examining my clothes for evidence of a dalliance.
The box contained a slick Xikar gunmetal V cutter, a Fuente ballcap, a shiny stainless Stinky single finger ashtray, a decorative bronze hammered four finger ash urn, and a skull shaped bottle of KAH Anejo Tequila (that's one I've been wanting to try). These items will be used and enjoyed while I smoke the cigars.
Box of Fuente Family Variety Sampler, containing:
2 Hemi Signature
2 Don Carlos robbies
2 Montesino robbies
2 Chateau Fuente nats
2 Chateau Fuente sungrown
I haven't tried the Montesinos before, and have enjoyed smoking the others, and can't wait to revisit them.
Box of 601 La Bomba Nuclear, one of my favorite cigars. The box contains 10 cigars, enough to blow up a small nation.
The capper is a fiver of another of my favorites, the Diamond Crown Maximus #3 Pyramid. I am already marking the next 5 special occasions on the calendar for this truly great cigar.
The coup de grace: a special H. Upmann gift box, with one Mag 46 and one Mag 50. Fantastico!!!
I recently observed my one year anniversary as a member of this community, and consider this a tremendous anniversary gift as well as a Secret Santa bomb. This is truly a remarkable place. Here are the last three lines of the poem penned by the pot-bellied purveyor of packages.
"I quickly disappeared before you could spy.
I can't let you see me I have to be quick.
You don't know my name 'cause I'm your secret St. Nick."
Well done, Sir!!!
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