Isn't her picture your icon?




j/k

Good for you. Those are two of my favorite early morning, before breakfast with a cup of joe, smokes. Oh, and contrary to what Victor thinks, I'm not hitting on you, sheeesh.

You "doubt"? That's nice. Then don't complain here. The audience won't be sympathetic on this one (other than your boyfriends unfortunate mishap).

If at first you don't succeed try, try again (x10)!

You're a funny man, Robert, funny, funny man.

Faulty product or user?

I'm guessing he went to the same machinery users school that I went to.

Both Robert.


Safety gaurd didn't stop the nail gun from firing (it's supposed be depressed to allow firing) AND I didn't keep it in front of me. 16 penny nail shot into my leg at 120 psi went all the way in and right between the two bones.

Sorry about that Z.

But I still do not support a ban on assault nail guns.

After reading some of the above post felt I should share a little story....

I swear some of the rules and regulations that this country has as who is entitled to social security disability or social security supplemental income (SSI) makes no sense at all. My wife and I found this out the hard way a long time ago the hard way. My wife, before she married me lived with her parents and was receiving SSI, because she is disabled. She was born with cerebral palsy and can't walk at all, so she's wheelchair bound. Well eventually we got married and we were not aware that I had to report my income at all. Some time passed and eventually she was told to come in and that I needed to bring in proof of any income that I was receiving. Now mind you I was working barely above minimum wage at the time. Well long story short they ended up billing us around $9,000. We learned that if she had stayed living with her parents, her parents income would not affect her SSI payments whatsoever, but it would affect it if she was married. I kept my cool but got pissed off when we were told that we would of been better off just living together and not gotten married at all, even suggested we could divorce as a way to go around this rule. Took me a while but finally paid it off, and we are still married 14 years later, and have two great kids.

Brewha its cool....


Looks like a bullet wound so I can embellish as needed with ladies.

"Primates

Men will be happy to know that humans have the largest primate **** with respect to overall body size. Gorillas oddly enough have one of the smallest primate penises, despite the fact that they are the largest primates on Earth. Gorillas **** size averages around a paltry two inches. Chimpanzees are much smaller than gorillas, yet sport a **** twice as long. "


http://voices.yahoo.com/ ****-size-animal-kingdom-272333.html


Conratultions on that successful **** enlargement.

🤔


You must have some unusual fascination with primates if you happen to know the actual size of their junk. [whip]

Wow, I don't feel so bad about arranging my smokes by size now . . . .

WTF

^ don't ask don't tell.