ROTFLMAO! Damn, you do good Ted.

What's my alibi again? I don't want to call the cops too soon...

Grandpa: It'll never come to that. Franklin D. Roosevelt is gonna put this country on its feet again. You mark my words.
John-Boy: [Imitating F.D.R] My friends, and you are my friends...
Grandma: Now you hush with that disrespect. He's your president.

:-k