HockeyDad
12 years ago

My holy lance will poke a hole in ya buddy.

ZRX1200 wrote:




You need some Chick-Fil-A quick!
scompay
12 years ago
Any talk of Russel Crowe will do that to some folks.
scompay
12 years ago

You need some Chick-Fil-A quick!

HockeyDad wrote:



He needs a run to blockbuster and knock a couple out on Gladiator or 300. But he could hurt himself on 300.
Brewha
12 years ago

No, on both counts. I warn of the demonic nature of lubricants. Something that makes wrong holing possible cant be anymore godly that something that puts a hole in ya. This lubricant is probably being marketed incognito like those 'personal massagers' as if there is such a thing as a communal massager

I have no problem with gladiator movies that serve as inspirational turn-ons for the gay community.

scompay wrote:


This confirms my long standing theory that demons dwell in tubes of Astroglide.
And what is further proof is that Walmart sells it.

Saints preserve us!
ZRX1200
12 years ago
Scompay I rented 300 and grabbed a bottle of Boones farm.

Pick up some KFC and come on over buddy, if ya get cold we can snuggle with a fleece blanket.
Brewha
12 years ago
Z, you should ask what flavor of Astroglide would be best . . .
ZRX1200
12 years ago
I didn't shower does it matter?
wheelrite
12 years ago

I didn't shower does it matter?

ZRX1200 wrote:



dirty AND a Queer is a bad combination,,,



wheel,
frankj1
12 years ago
my head (the big one) is spinning!

anyone seen Bloody lately?
scompay
12 years ago
This may as well be called god's tears, yes 6 out of 10 times that lube is used, god cries.
ZRX1200
12 years ago
What about a dry tip?


That is acceptable? Or is that why God was crying?
scompay
12 years ago
heaven weeps when a child has been hurt or when an innocent life is taken.
DrafterX
12 years ago
and when a gun rusts.... 😟
dharbolt
12 years ago

and when a gun rusts.... 😟

DrafterX wrote:




8-[
DrafterX
12 years ago

8-[

dharbolt wrote:




it's towards the back somewhere.... 😟
ZRX1200
12 years ago
Avoiding my questions eh?


You must be a liberal.
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