teedubbya
12 years ago
Nah. They will just cover it up and our info is more solid than theirs anyway.
cacman
12 years ago

Nah. They will just cover it up and our info is more solid than theirs anyway.

teedubbya wrote:


Why am I reminded of the movie "Wag the Dog"?

Picked-up a Costco pizza.
snowwolf777
12 years ago

I've read enough resumes full of padding and no actual work.

victor809 wrote:




"Tasked by upper management on a daily basis to solely create forward locomotion (within and outside main office), the terminal objective being the postal containment unit next to the blacktop infrastructure. Worked independently to remove contents of various sizes and returned all contents, damage free, to corporate main office. Proven as a multi-tasker within this discipline, as I occasionally simultaneously placed a flame to the end of a paper tube filled with shredded tobacco and produced smoke."

That kinda resume?




victor809
12 years ago

"Tasked by upper management on a daily basis to solely create forward locomotion (within and outside main office), the terminal objective being the postal containment unit next to the blacktop infrastructure. Worked independently to remove contents of various sizes and returned all contents, damage free, to corporate main office. Proven as a multi-tasker within this discipline, as I occasionally simultaneously placed a flame to the end of a paper tube filled with shredded tobacco and produced smoke."

That kinda resume?




snowwolf777 wrote:



Where'd you get svenR's resume? 🙂
snowwolf777
12 years ago
It's all over the Interwebs.
Puffnstuff79
12 years ago
God's direct assistant in maintaining global laws such as gravity. Applied myself strenuously to objects, padded or otherwise, to assure they did not float away. Position required patience, a lot if down time, and at times was a 24 hour multiple position undertaking.
Puffnstuff79
12 years ago
Oh yeah, and democrats have no chance in 2016 so republicans go ahead and rally now but don't be disappointed when the party knows the same thing and only gets a 4 year president because they didn't squeeze in the best. This whole story reminds me of the bully's in the Adam Sandler movies that yell out O'Doyle rules everytime they pick on someone. Obama negotiates this and gets in front of America, "Obama Rules!"
teedubbya
12 years ago
I wish I had a dollah for every time someone in here proclaimed a sure republican victory.
frankj1
12 years ago

I wish I had a dollah for every time someone in here proclaimed a sure republican victory.

teedubbya wrote:


I keep getting voice mails at home from the Rick Sanitorium people. Is this a sign? I'm not even a PA resident!
rfenst
12 years ago

"Tasked by upper management on a daily basis to solely create forward locomotion (within and outside main office), the terminal objective being the postal containment unit next to the blacktop infrastructure. Worked independently to remove contents of various sizes and returned all contents, damage free, to corporate main office. Proven as a multi-tasker within this discipline, as I occasionally simultaneously placed a flame to the end of a paper tube filled with shredded tobacco and produced smoke."

That kinda resume?




snowwolf777 wrote:





Funny chit!
stogiemonger
12 years ago
The spin from the administration is that we negotiated this deal with Qatar.

Qatar negotiated with the Taliban, on our behalf, so technically, we did not negotiate with terrorists. Pfft!





I'm sure the administration is pleased that this story has kind of put the VA scandal on the back burner for a while.
DrafterX
12 years ago
. "Whatever the circumstances may turn out to be, we still get an American soldier back if he is held in captivity. Period. Full stop. We don't condition that."


:-k
dstieger
12 years ago
I think there's more to the story. Where's Jay Carney? If we sent him over with the Tali guys it may have been worth it.





snowwolf777
12 years ago

Funny chit!

rfenst wrote:



Thanks rfenst. Ain't far off from some of what I've had to look at over the past 27 years of hiring folks.

cacman
12 years ago

. "Whatever the circumstances may turn out to be, we still get an American soldier back if he is held in captivity. Period. Full stop. We don't condition that."

DrafterX wrote:


Sure, let's release 5 high-profile prisoners to get a soldier back who deserted his unit so we can legally file charges and discharge him from the army. Yep, that makes sense.

Sounds like a HBO series. Are we sure he isn't "brainwashed" and returned to the US to commit further crimes.

But the Prez is sorry, so it should all be OK now.
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