"Tasked by upper management on a daily basis to solely create forward locomotion (within and outside main office), the terminal objective being the postal containment unit next to the blacktop infrastructure. Worked independently to remove contents of various sizes and returned all contents, damage free, to corporate main office. Proven as a multi-tasker within this discipline, as I occasionally simultaneously placed a flame to the end of a paper tube filled with shredded tobacco and produced smoke."
That kinda resume?
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