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[bombed] <------------------shaun

NOW, SEE HERE!! That will be enough of that!

I am just recently returned from a holiday trip to the Bronco kingdom, where my arrival was celebrated with a tournament, showcasing feats of skill and strength against the Washingturd Hussys and their traitorous general.

I am currently supervising the unpacking of my carriage, and will be with you shortly!

As princess Julsiepoo is currently cowering behind my skirts, I have driven out the road fog from my brain with copious amounts of late-night coffee and am now relatively coherent...

Much beloved:

Any Pardon maddie

HdM dark Sumatra (esp espresso)

Any and all Partagas (never met a bad one of any origin)

Most Oliva

Interesting new releases, esp Maduro or Cameroon

DE LP#9

Somewhat elitist:

All AF Hemingway, esp Maduro

AF Queen B 😁

AF Don Carlos

Camacho liberty series

Ashton aged Maduro

Tatuaje noellas

AF magnum rosado

Padilla reserva maddie

Look interesting but might just as easily be complete duds:

DE smoking monk imperial stout and porter

Quesada Oktoberfest

Hard-or-impossible-to-find/solidly elitist/undocumented workers

AF Casa fuente exclusives

Namakubi esp papi chulo

Psd4

RASS

RyJ short Churchill

GOF

Any opus

Lp9 piggie

dayum, Bur, could you be a little more transparent?

I may need updated coordinates. The royal palace is quite large and you wouldn't want a parcel containing the fecal evacuation of the royal hounds to go astray.

[whip]

Palama kindly gifted me his turn in this pass, and Delta1 was equally as kind to pick me up.

Although I repeatedly told Al not to go all psycho on me, he paid me no mind and sent :

AF Casa Cuba x3 (outstanding cigar that I just found out about this summer on vacation)

LA Palina Maduro from 2013 (love my maddies)

TAT Nicaraguan Cojono 2012 ( in my top five)

Torano Trbute 2004 (it won't see tonight's sunset)

Boli Royal Corona from 2012 (a cigar that mjtoal told me was one of the BEST cigars he ever smoked. Will be my first one.)

AND, last but not least . . . A Partagas Culebra also from 2004 (😮 Are you kidding me ?

Plus two bags of yummy Pacific Gold Beef Jerky (never had, but have heard wondermous tales about it)

Al,

Thank you so much.

I know in YOUR mind, this was not going overboard, but I think I may have to argue that .

And thanks again to the "Connivin' Hawaiian" for the gifted pass.

jes

Glad you liked the Casa Cuba's, Al. Now you know why they were on my list.

The owner of a little shpo down at the beach told me about them.

His shelves were LOADED with "aged" AF cigars, including many Opus, Don Carlos, GOF's, etc. . .

There was plume on just about everything !

Quite a few of the Opus had 6-10 years on them. A Fuente lover's dreamland !

When the TAT and Torano are the low-end smokes.....

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I know . . . Right ?

And in HIS mind, he didn't go overboard. 🙄

And for the record . . . the 1st bag of jerky lasted about 10 minutes after it arrived.

I'm so confused. But that's normal.

Tenterhooks?

TENTERHOOKS? I knew it! You've been out in the fields with that fuller again, haven't you? Loitering about, batting your eyes at the peasants is how you landed yourself in the time-out tower by the privies in the first place, young lady!

As for canine fecal matter, I suspect, given your wanton waywardness and inclination to tarry on the tenting field, that it is not from the royal hounds, but rather from a sheepdog!

We are not amused!

So here is my list:

Any new releases in the last 2 years from Illusione, Viaje, or Tatuaje. I haven't been trying the new stuff lately.

There you go.

No outrage allowed![whip]

On more than one level. 🤦

By hit like a girl I'm imagining it will be like the girl's volleyball t-shirt says: "100 MPH and at your face." Cause otherwise it would be censored.

Already visiting both Lowe's and Home Depot mailbox shopping.