DaQueenBeez
10 years ago
Now, don't make me call out the guards to deal with this rabble!
This is the "proceed in a calm and dignified manner," district, not the "unruly mob inciting outrage and completely disregarding rules in favor of anarchy" district...which coincidentally, is located in the dungeon.
Princess...I would have a word with you.
The more peasants you agitate, the more will have to be put down. The more we have to put down, the fewer there will be to pay taxes. Any deficits we have due to lost tax revenue will come out of your allowance.

Now, be a good girl and drink your juice. No, it does not taste like cough syrup - exotic fruit juices just taste like that.
boileremt
10 years ago
Oh my, I took the liberty of reading the last page of this thread to Grumpie. She was not happy. "Mouse Manor" definitely hit a raw nerve.

You way want to check the "Grumpie has spoken" thread.

And now, ya azzhats, here is my list:

Any Tats, Viaje or Illusione released in the last 2 years
Opus X

There, now quit directing your outrage at me. 😝
boileremt
10 years ago

Now, don't make me call out the guards to deal with this rabble!
This is the "proceed in a calm and dignified manner," district, not the "unruly mob inciting outrage and completely disregarding rules in favor of anarchy" district...which coincidentally, is located in the dungeon.
Princess...I would have a word with you.
The more peasants you agitate, the more will have to be put down. The more we have to put down, the fewer there will be to pay taxes. Any deficits we have due to lost tax revenue will come out of your allowance.

Now, be a good girl and drink your juice. No, it does not taste like cough syrup - exotic fruit juices just taste like that.

DaQueenBeez wrote:




Yes, Mommie Dearest, I will drink my juice now. I have posted what I think should calm the peasants er subjects down. I do try to behave, but at times I do seem to struggle with my anger management. I will try to do better.
ZRX1200
10 years ago
I will pick up boileremt.

And I gift my turn to daqueen, so I can stay in the good graces of her highness.....
rrumba
10 years ago


Hmmmm that sounds like it could be another problem for someone coming up.........
DaQueenBeez
10 years ago

I will pick up boileremt.

And I gift my turn to daqueen, so I can stay in the good graces of her highness.....

ZRX1200 wrote:



DAMMIT JAMIE!
boileremt
10 years ago

DAMMIT JAMIE!

DaQueenBeez wrote:



Now Mommie, remember that you are supposed to set an example for your daughter. Temper temper! Remember what happened the last time you raised an eyebrow? The Royal Executioner got his signals crossed and beheaded the Royal Scribe. Remember the agony of having to write your own proclamations for days until we round a replacement?
ZRX1200
10 years ago
And this isn't the yard gar PIB good looking.
DaQueenBeez
10 years ago

Now Mommie, remember that you are supposed to set an example for your daughter. Temper temper! Remember what happened the last time you raised an eyebrow? The Royal Executioner got his signals crossed and beheaded the Royal Scribe. Remember the agony of having to write your own proclamations for days until we round a replacement?

boileremt wrote:



Yes, yes...but I've had my eyebrows groomed since then. Still, you do have a point. My poor fingers still ache at the mere thought of it! My princess is growing up so fast - showing such wisdom and maturity...from time to time!

Little princess, should you require a warm body upon which to vent your frustrations, I offer that troublemaker...free of consequences!

And now I might join you for a juice box...the one I was given today is labeled "Cabernet Sauvignon 3 Liter" and does NOT taste like cough syrup.

Now, be a dear - send up the maid with a hot rice bag and summon the masseuse to work the knots out of mommy's neck whilst I ponder this latest development.

Should any of the filthy rabble choose to voice outrage before an hour has passed, you have my blessing to flog the poor, misguided creature.
DaQueenBeez
10 years ago

And this isn't the yard gar PIB good looking.

ZRX1200 wrote:


'Tisnt a yard gar if you burn it on the porch!
boileremt
10 years ago
Your wishes have become commands and our faithful servants are on the way with your relief. I do hope you find some relaxation after your tiring day inspecting the Royal Libraries, Mommie Dearest.

I shall make trouncing any voices of discontent my top priority should they happen to appear. I have your royal back.
ZRX1200
10 years ago
Sounds like a job for box wine.
DaQueenBeez
10 years ago
My royal daughter is such a treasure!

And yes...a job for box wine.
Or bottle wine.
Or directly from the cask wine.
Just pour the wine!
frozenphoenix1
10 years ago
NO LIST OUTRAGE!!!
delta1
10 years ago
psssst....(whispering out the side of my mouth) anybody notice that Her Royal Highness hasn't posted a list?...She woulda sent the executioner after us if anyone of us did that...OUTRAGE!
mikey1597
10 years ago

psssst....(whispering out the side of my mouth) anybody notice that Her Royal Highness hasn't posted a list?...She woulda sent the executioner after us if anyone of us did that...OUTRAGE!

delta1 wrote:





psssst....(whispering out the side of my mouth) anybody notice that Her Royal Highness hasn't posted a list?...She woulda sent the executioner after us if anyone of us did that...OUTRAGE!
delta1
10 years ago
^ brown nosing sycophant snitch
boileremt
10 years ago
Well gee, mikey, until now all the pot stirrers knew that they were already in the soup and thus might as well earn their pain.

You, my friend, were not in that group. Until now. Oh what a lovely evening!
delta1
10 years ago
Yep, them Texans are sneaky conniving devils...for sure...
jespear
10 years ago

In the finest traditions of Illinois politics (Jack Ryan-Barack Obama-Alan Keyes Senate race 04 anyone?) Chicanery has taken place, candidates have been discredited, and a new nominee has had to be put forward!

So I pass back to Illini, who is actually a highly qualified candidate for a double beating (or more).

I think the previous list will suffice, and I think someone is waiting to pick you up. You just better pray she's on the right meds.....oh Queenie which pills did you give her?

Bur wrote:




*sighing in relief*

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