Hank_The_Tank
Tuesday, February 28, 2017 4:35:18 PM

..one of my soft close dovetailed drawers in the kitchen isn't closing all the way and I have to manually push the drawer in to close it.

Peckerhead wrote:

Our automatic garage door opener doesn't work anymore so we have to lift it by hand. I feel your pain.

dharbolt
Tuesday, February 28, 2017 4:39:00 PM
I ran out of stag Jr. Had to Crack a bottle of elmer t lee. I hate (kinda) running out of whiskey...
tweoijfoi
Tuesday, February 28, 2017 4:51:33 PM
Just leave your car dirty all the time like I do. Nature cleans it for free once in a while.
Peckerhead
Tuesday, February 28, 2017 4:58:45 PM
I ordered a side of ice and it had air bubbles in it.
tweoijfoi
Tuesday, February 28, 2017 5:02:29 PM
Did you send it back?
Peckerhead
Tuesday, February 28, 2017 5:11:10 PM
..of course. Have you seen what they charge for ice?!

http://www.glaceice.net/ 

8trackdisco
Tuesday, February 28, 2017 5:12:56 PM

Overlooked... ? Like you cooked it, and nobody ate it?

Asparagus makes your pee smell bad. That alone is reason enough to eat it at every opportunity.

MACS wrote:

=d>

dharbolt
Tuesday, February 28, 2017 5:14:03 PM
I paid $4 for the ice in my drink last weekend at a high end whiskey bar 😞
8trackdisco
Tuesday, February 28, 2017 5:14:30 PM

did they still make your pee smell funny?

frankj1 wrote:

I think so. Or at least that is why I think my dog looked at me funny when I peed on his leg.

deadeyedick
Tuesday, February 28, 2017 7:15:11 PM
I was drinking a nice wine by the pool and a small flying bug decided he wanted to do the backstroke in my glass.
bgz
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Tuesday, February 28, 2017 7:27:57 PM
The sensor in my touch free trash can just went out... it's no longer touch free.
Speyside
Tuesday, February 28, 2017 7:53:10 PM
Did you make him spit the wine out?
jjanecka
Tuesday, February 28, 2017 9:55:52 PM
My girlfriend dumped me two months ago and now to wash away the bitter pain I drink, smoke, buy lavish items, and travel to exotic places to meet other women. It's terrible!
bgz
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Wednesday, March 1, 2017 1:00:15 AM

My girlfriend dumped me two months ago and now to wash away the bitter pain I drink, smoke, buy lavish items, and travel to exotic places to meet other women. It's terrible!

jjanecka wrote:

That would do it for me.

*High Five*

dharbolt
Wednesday, March 1, 2017 6:35:20 AM
The back up sensor in my pick up is malfunctioning. Now I have to turn around and look when I reverse. It's the worst.
deadeyedick
Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:05:25 AM

Did you make him spit the wine out?

Speyside wrote:

No. He has excellent taste in wines.

bgz
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Wednesday, March 1, 2017 10:40:35 AM

The back up sensor in my pick up is malfunctioning. Now I have to turn around and look when I reverse. It's the worst.

dharbolt wrote:

Oh man, that's rough. I love my backup camera.

MACS
Wednesday, March 1, 2017 10:48:23 AM

Oh man, that's rough. I love my backup camera.

bgz wrote:

Yup. You know how much easier that camera makes hooking up to a trailer?

A lot.

dkeage
Wednesday, March 1, 2017 11:43:53 AM

Yup. You know how much easier that camera makes hooking up to a trailer?

A lot.

MACS wrote:

That's the only time I really use mine. I'm still more comfortable using my mirrors in most situations ...

DrafterX
Wednesday, March 1, 2017 12:36:09 PM
Puppy-dogs are actually much closer than they look in mirrors... 😟