elRopo
Thursday, March 2, 2017 2:55:13 PM
I went to pee and the seat was down.
Peckerhead
Thursday, March 2, 2017 3:18:17 PM

I went to pee and the seat was down.

elRopo wrote:

Peckerhead
Thursday, March 2, 2017 3:20:06 PM
Divorce lawyer invented that.
dstieger
Thursday, March 2, 2017 3:33:34 PM
wow....wth is wrong with using your foot/shoe?

Besides....this is sort of a pet peeve of mine....what limp ****** male first said "ok" when his woman complained about the seat being up??????

She shoulda been HAPPY it was up and he wasn't pizzing on it. I declare from this point forward, the default condition of ANY toilet seat is in the UP position!

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Or, is it 'decree'?

jjanecka
Thursday, March 2, 2017 3:50:42 PM
My cup is out of water and I'm fifteen feet from the faucet....
dkeage
Thursday, March 2, 2017 4:06:23 PM
Just got the invoice, and my Texans Season tickets went up 100$!!!...

Hank_The_Tank
Thursday, March 2, 2017 4:08:41 PM
My business cell phone is way too small...can't type on the little thing with my fat thumbs.
Peckerhead
Thursday, March 2, 2017 6:42:18 PM
I've got a damned leaf in my swimming pool. Pool guy just left.
elRopo
Thursday, March 2, 2017 7:26:13 PM
I went to take a dump and now the seat is up!
Peckerhead
Thursday, March 2, 2017 7:34:14 PM
..just be thankful the toilet paper isn't on backwards.
SMOKEYOU
Thursday, March 2, 2017 7:43:05 PM
I told my parents they couldve got more for their house. The offer is only 1.01million $.
elRopo
Thursday, March 2, 2017 7:48:38 PM

..just be thankful the toilet paper isn't on backwards.

Peckerhead wrote:

Yes, proper orientation of the roll IS important. I'd go mental if that happened.

bgz
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Thursday, March 2, 2017 8:34:21 PM

..just be thankful the toilet paper isn't on backwards.

Peckerhead wrote:

Backwards is rolling the toilette paper on the outside towards you right?

elRopo
Thursday, March 2, 2017 8:37:06 PM

Backwards is rolling the toilette paper on the outside towards you right?

bgz wrote:

NO!

bgz
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Thursday, March 2, 2017 9:33:05 PM
Well, ya, I always thought the correct way was to run it down the back.

Here's why, cause to spin it, you use the back of your finger as opposed to the palm side. You don't wipe your ass with the the back of your finger, so you won't get sh17 on your clean toilette paper.

frankj1
Thursday, March 2, 2017 9:44:12 PM

Well, ya, I always thought the correct way was to run it down the back.

Here's why, cause to spin it, you use the back of your finger as opposed to the palm side. You don't wipe your ass with the the back of your finger, so you won't get sh17 on your clean toilette paper.

bgz wrote:

when used properly the chit should get on the paper, not your fingers.

frankj1
Thursday, March 2, 2017 9:47:54 PM

when used properly the chit should get on the paper, not your fingers.

frankj1 wrote:

besides, that's a third world problem

KingoftheCove
Thursday, March 2, 2017 9:48:06 PM

Well, ya, I always thought the correct way was to run it down the back.

Here's why, cause to spin it, you use the back of your finger as opposed to the palm side. You don't wipe your ass with the the back of your finger, so you won't get sh17 on your clean toilette paper.

bgz wrote:

JadeRose does..............Victor said so....

bgz
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Thursday, March 2, 2017 9:59:43 PM

when used properly the chit should get on the paper, not your fingers.

frankj1 wrote:

Accidents happen... and I heard they happen more as you get older...

bgz
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Thursday, March 2, 2017 10:00:27 PM

JadeRose does..............Victor said so....

KingoftheCove wrote:

In that case, you should have the toilette paper on the outside moving toward you.

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