frankj1
Saturday, March 4, 2017 3:59:48 PM
ordered cigars on line and they didn't arrive.

too many posts to see if this has been said already

oh, and another problem...too many posts to read on some threads

jjanecka
Saturday, March 4, 2017 4:09:22 PM

I hope you liked your snack packs drafter...

victor809 wrote:

This was on the back to Mexico right? That might be Drafter's last decent meal.

Went to play golf and the valet service is on strike. Unbelievable. Was really looking forward to getting out on the greens. Also I am a very straight man.

peckerhead wrote:

Liar...

RMAN4443
Saturday, March 4, 2017 5:24:02 PM

He's just a filthy noob who who gets a little too anal with his toilette paper, don't mind him.

bgz wrote:

I thought that was how toilet paper worked 🤔 🤔

RMAN4443
Saturday, March 4, 2017 5:29:57 PM
[quote=RMAN4443]I thought that was how toilet paper worked 🤔 🤔 [/quote

which reminds me......What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons 😂 😂

jjanecka
Saturday, March 4, 2017 6:48:21 PM
🤐
8trackdisco
Saturday, March 4, 2017 7:57:39 PM
Sat down and noticed my cigar was on the other side of the room.

Had to get up and get it- all by myself.

frankj1
Saturday, March 4, 2017 10:08:49 PM
oy!
jjanecka
Sunday, March 5, 2017 9:54:57 AM
That's a travesty; in a third world country you could have easily gotten your servant to fetch it and light it for you.
8trackdisco
Sunday, March 5, 2017 9:57:45 AM
Spent so much time posting here, my coffee got cold.

Inhumane.

MACS
Sunday, March 5, 2017 11:09:18 AM
Spent 7 hours fishing and didn't catch anything but a handful of mackerel.
KingoftheCove
Sunday, March 5, 2017 11:09:54 AM
It's snowing...........on the coast.......in southern Oregon..........in March.

Might go ski down the street.

RMAN4443
Sunday, March 5, 2017 2:02:54 PM
Remote for tv died and I don't have any good batteries......... wait a minute, I think there's some good ones in the smoke detector
elRopo
Sunday, March 5, 2017 2:08:23 PM

Remote for tv died and I don't have any good batteries......... wait a minute, I think there's some good ones in the smoke detector

RMAN4443 wrote:

Prolly the wrong size.:-({|=

8trackdisco
Sunday, March 5, 2017 4:16:47 PM

Remote for tv died and I don't have any good batteries......... wait a minute, I think there's some good ones in the smoke detector

RMAN4443 wrote:

Good prioritization!

8trackdisco
Sunday, March 5, 2017 4:18:10 PM
I have remorse over my frozen yogurt selection. Picked a chocolate strawberry combo. Should have selected the espresso option.
bgz
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Sunday, March 5, 2017 4:43:17 PM
I tried to put a baby fade to the right side of the fairway and put it in the lake instead... oops.
frankj1
Sunday, March 5, 2017 5:14:36 PM
I honestly don't know how we all deal with these problems yet maintain our cheerful dispositions.

Perhaps we are actually the Greatest Generation?

8trackdisco
Sunday, March 5, 2017 5:17:30 PM
Bourbon glass empty and wife out of shouting range for a refill.
frankj1
Sunday, March 5, 2017 6:29:27 PM
yup, definitely Greatest Generation.
jjanecka
Sunday, March 5, 2017 8:19:22 PM
8track, she would answered you if you wouldn't have ball gagged her and hog tied her as punishment for burning the toast this morning...
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