full disclosure...Tony and me, we're buds, Bud.

frankj1 wrote:

im not your buddy, guy

gummy jones wrote:

im not your buddy, guy

gummy jones wrote:

now I got the blues

frankj1 wrote:

im not your buddy, guy

gummy jones wrote:

I have an order that's been processing since February 16. I get it that they're having issues with the changes made to their system. But organizations make system changes like this all the time. This is the most gigantic failure of customer service I've ever seen. It's ridiculous. And what's even more ridiculous are the sycophants on here making excuses for them and defending the failure.

SurlyShaun wrote:

Just read through this thread, omfg, gold.

I'm a hypocrite, I wrote the same joke on that Stinkdyr did on the first page, except I fixed "you're" to hide what I really fixed :D

bgz wrote:

I have an order that's been processing since February 16. I get it that they're having issues with the changes made to their system. But organizations make system changes like this all the time. This is the most gigantic failure of customer service I've ever seen. It's ridiculous. And what's even more ridiculous are the sycophants on here making excuses for them and defending the failure.

SurlyShaun wrote:

we agree it sucks

now tell us a joke

gummy jones wrote:

I have an order that's been processing since February 16. I get it that they're having issues with the changes made to their system. But organizations make system changes like this all the time. This is the most gigantic failure of customer service I've ever seen. It's ridiculous. And what's even more ridiculous are the sycophants on here making excuses for them and defending the failure.

SurlyShaun wrote:

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

emma447 wrote:

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

emma447 wrote:

I'm... I'm actually confused at what kind of a bar it's acceptable to pull your junk out, and lay it on the bar... end up with pubes in the peanut bowl

ddragggon wrote:

I'm... I'm actually interested at what kind of a bar it's acceptable to pull your junk out, and lay it on the bar...

ddragggon wrote:

I have an order that's been processing since February 16. I get it that they're having issues with the changes made to their system. But organizations make system changes like this all the time. This is the most gigantic failure of customer service I've ever seen. It's ridiculous. And what's even more ridiculous are the sycophants on here making excuses for them and defending the failure.

SurlyShaun wrote: