Sorry Ewok. I couldn’t help it. Save the cash for more cigars.

Yeah but Ewok is pretty selfless what with all the tasty jams butters and alcohol he sends out.

[quote=jjanecka]Yeah but Ewok is pretty selfless what with all the tasty jams butters and alcohol he sends out.[/quote]

Man I can't lie, It's not selflessness, I do it because it keeps me occupied crafting in some fasshion and I like sharing so there is a self serving purpose. Granted that is the only thing I want from it all but still self serving. I should be ashamed I know. 😣

Hank, you do appear to be looking for attention. I think if you stop looking for attention you will be recognized/seen more. I wish you nothing but the best here as well as elsewhere. Perhaps a slight change in your mannerism would be helpful here.

Ya'll need to get over yourselves...just trying to rally the troops...just a call to arms. [ram27bat] 🐴

If you don't like how I went about it, you can shove it. :-"

None of my threads/posts were self serving or wanting attention. What do I give a shat if I get the attention of a bunch of random people on the internet? I just wanted to get some people together to nutPunch/thank the vets/fogs.

My DMV thread was just to pizz him off, and it worked.

My PIB thread was a misunderstanding. Corey wanted me to get the noob PIB rolling again and I thought the easiest way to do that would be to start a new thread. Guess not, I misunderstood.

I'm just trying to have fun, if you don't like it, go jump off a bridge....or don't read/post...no skin off my back.

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General Hank the Tank

NOOB MILITIA

[quote=Hank_The_Tank]

I'm just trying to have fun, if you don't like it, go jump off a bridge....or don't read/post...no skin off my back.

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Or just troll the fk out of you 😉

This whole Hank scenario is very reminiscent of another brother's shenanigans from a few years back.

I remember when Celtic Bomber came here as a noob and his enthusiasm was misinterpreted as a "look at me" attempt. He just wanted to be a "player", but some of the BOTL here were doubtful. His intentions were pure.

He was a wheeler dealer, for sure, but his attempts to collect lots of stock, whether thru trades or other means, was to have enough inventory to send LOTS of RAOKs to the other members of this forum, (which he DID).

Like hank, he had a, "If you don't like the way I'm doing things, SO WHAT. You can GFY" attitude.

My advice to YOU, Hank, FWIW, is don't try so hard. Just tone it back a bit .

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[quote=sfg391]This whole Hank scenario is very reminiscent of another brother's shenanigans from a few years back.

I remember when Celtic Bomber came here as a noob and his enthusiasm was misinterpreted as a "look at me" attempt. He just wanted to be a "player", but some of the BOTL here were doubtful. His intentions were pure.

He was a wheeler dealer, for sure, but his attempts to collect lots of stock, whether thru trades or other means, was to have enough inventory to send LOTS of RAOKs to the other members of this forum, (which he DID).

Like hank, he had a, "If you don't like the way I'm doing things, SO WHAT. You can GFY" attitude.

My advice to YOU, Hank, FWIW, is don't try so hard. Just tone it back a bit .

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Thanks. It is pure enthusiasm coming from me.

I love this. Trump is worth $5+B and is POTUS, and here we have a bunch of retards in a cigar chat room telling each other how stupid he is. Ha ha ha ha!

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"Well, there's this passage I've got memorized that sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" [hug]

See this is where the issue for me comes in Hank. I don't feel that that is genuinely the case. It's kind of hind-sighting the conversation to lead in that direction to save face.

I'm going to go back to the box pass you started months ago. At the time it was a good idea with good intentions to get a pass going that wasn't elite for some newbies to try some new stuff. The problem was (in my eyes) you loaded the initial contents with cigars that you felt were mediocre that you got cheap at auction in hopes to get some better stuff back. What happened was the first guy may have got the few quality smokes that were put in and then the following guys just took the ones that were added by the guy before. When it came my turn a message went out to try to take out of the original offering. So I took a couple of cigars from it and went on quietly with a bit of a sour taste. It felt like your intention was to upgrade some of your cheap auction sticks not introduce some newer guys to some quality affordable cigars in return for the same from those in the pass.

Fast forward to now you want us to bomb a vet quietly behind the scenes while you make a big spectacle about it. What I read is send all the cigars to me so I can skim the best off the top that I haven't had yet, don't worry I'll replace with something that I think is similar but I've had....

I know nothing about the CAT thing but you went into that only after you got called out and backed into a corner.

You're recent hits have been better, yet you constantly throw out a personal situation about being low or the next time I have money to buy cigars. I read that as over time you've undersold your end of trades and have accumulated better cigars off the generosity on this forum and are now trying to play up another tier.

I have no vote in who the new Donkey King is but personally I don't think Hank is a good representative of us if this is an important part of the forum and choose not to participate in this mission. I also think Ewok would be a much better representative for us.

I try to be as polite as possible but man Hank I'm smelling a bunch of BS.

[quote=Buckwheat]"Well, there's this passage I've got memorized that sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" [hug] [/quote]

Love me some Pulp Fiction

Can we all just bomb hank with a bunch of dogrockets so he can just stfu already.

[quote=Just Relax]See this is where the issue for me comes in Hank. I don't feel that that is genuinely the case. It's kind of hind-sighting the conversation to lead in that direction to save face.

I'm going to go back to the box pass you started months ago. At the time it was a good idea with good intentions to get a pass going that wasn't elite for some newbies to try some new stuff. The problem was (in my eyes) you loaded the initial contents with cigars that you felt were mediocre that you got cheap at auction in hopes to get some better stuff back. What happened was the first guy may have got the few quality smokes that were put in and then the following guys just took the ones that were added by the guy before. When it came my turn a message went out to try to take out of the original offering. So I took a couple of cigars from it and went on quietly with a bit of a sour taste. It felt like your intention was to upgrade some of your cheap auction sticks not introduce some newer guys to some quality affordable cigars in return for the same from those in the pass.

Fast forward to now you want us to bomb a vet quietly behind the scenes while you make a big spectacle about it. What I read is send all the cigars to me so I can skim the best off the top that I haven't had yet, don't worry I'll replace with something that I think is similar but I've had....

I know nothing about the CAT thing but you went into that only after you got called out and backed into a corner.

You're recent hits have been better, yet you constantly throw out a personal situation about being low or the next time I have money to buy cigars. I read that as over time you've undersold your end of trades and have accumulated better cigars off the generosity on this forum and are now trying to play up another tier.

I have no vote in who the new Donkey King is but personally I don't think Hank is a good representative of us if this is an important part of the forum and choose not to participate in this mission. I also think Ewok would be a much better representative for us.

I try to be as polite as possible but man Hank I'm smelling a bunch of BS.[/quote]

You must be smelling your own BS, because none of that is true in any way, shape or form. I'm not trying to save face, that is BS. Lay off the crack and get over yourself man.

In regards to the box pass, it was supposed to be mediocre cigars...that was the whole point. Half of what I got back was worth less than the cigars I sent out to begin with, so I don't know what you are talking about. If you didn't like any of the cigars in the box, you could have just passed it on to the next person without exchanging anything. That is your problem, not mine. Plus, I end up sending half of them and a bunch of other stuff to the troops.

In regards to the NOOB MILITIA stuff, the only reason I wanted it to all come to me was so I could equally divide between a few VETS in order to make sure they all got quality stuff. Since SOME people didn't like it, I messaged everyone that we could just all send our stuff separately to a single target. I didn't want anyone to think that there was anything underhanded going on, because there isn't.

In regards to the CAT thing, I never even opened the thread. When someone pointed it out, I read it and sent money and cigars. Screw you if you think it had anything to do with being backed into a corner.

In regards to my situation, I DON'T have money to buy new cigars. My family is in serious debt and we are trying to work our way out of it. I like bombing people, so I send a bunch of cigars I would normally smoke. In some ways I am low, but that was a joke. Nobody that says they are low on here or other say they are low, are actually low.

In regards to the donkey king, I really don't care who gets it. I thought it would be fun. So I will do my thing without the title and whoever wants to join me, can.

To be honest, I hate that I have to defend myself and sound rude about this, but it is ridiculous. Being questioned by someone that knows nothing about me or my intentions. I like you and enjoy your posts. I hope you can lay those thoughts to the side and move on. I'm down if you are.

dont yall know about arguing over the internet kids? but i wouldnt mind getting a pass going. feeling a beer and smokes pass, but too cold in some places to ensure safe beer delivery right now. 😕

NWO for LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote=Hank_The_Tank]You must be smelling your own BS, because none of that is true in any way, shape or form. I'm not trying to save face, that is BS. Lay off the crack and get over yourself man.

In regards to the box pass, it was supposed to be mediocre cigars...that was the whole point. Half of what I got back was worth less than the cigars I sent out to begin with, so I don't know what you are talking about. If you didn't like any of the cigars in the box, you could have just passed it on to the next person without exchanging anything. That is your problem, not mine. Plus, I end up sending half of them and a bunch of other stuff to the troops.

In regards to the NOOB MILITIA stuff, the only reason I wanted it to all come to me was so I could equally divide between a few VETS in order to make sure they all got quality stuff. Since SOME people didn't like it, I messaged everyone that we could just all send our stuff separately to a single target. I didn't want anyone to think that there was anything underhanded going on, because there isn't.

In regards to the CAT thing, I never even opened the thread. When someone pointed it out, I read it and sent money and cigars. Screw you if you think it had anything to do with being backed into a corner.

In regards to my situation, I DON'T have money to buy new cigars. My family is in serious debt and we are trying to work our way out of it. I like bombing people, so I send a bunch of cigars I would normally smoke. In some ways I am low, but that was a joke. Nobody that says they are low on here or other say they are low, are actually low.

In regards to the donkey king, I really don't care who gets it. I thought it would be fun. So I will do my thing without the title and whoever wants to join me, can.

To be honest, I hate that I have to defend myself and sound rude about this, but it is ridiculous. Being questioned by someone that knows nothing about me or my intentions. I like you and enjoy your posts. I hope you can lay those thoughts to the side and move on. I'm down if you are.[/quote]

I call BS too........you knew about the "Cat Thing", there was even a poll about what you should do with your "superbomb"(which you never sent) and you ignored it all.......See post # 40 in this thread.......also,how many people in this thread alone have labeled you a MOOCH?

I also feel you are a poor representative for us, and I will not be joining in ........your box pass was also exactly as described above.......I personally will never take part in another one of your passes#-o

Rant over.......you really do seem to bring out the worst in me🐴

[quote=RMAN4443]I call BS too........you knew about the "Cat Thing", there was even a poll about what you should do with your "superbomb"(which you never sent) and you ignored it all.......See post # 40 in this thread.......also,how many people in this thread alone have labeled you a MOOCH?

I also feel you are a poor representative for us, and I will not be joining in ........your box pass was also exactly as described above.......I personally will never take part in another one of your passes#-o

Rant over.......you really do seem to bring out the worst in me🐴

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Yeah, when that poll went up, I had never even looked at that thread. That is why I read it and donated. People are being ridiculous about all of this.

Ask NWStogie about my superbomb..it did go out. It wasn't quite as big as I wanted because I sent so much to the troops, but it was still pretty solid.

Again, in regards to my box pass, it was made clear it was supposed to be average cigars. If you missed that, that is your problem. I'm sorry you didn't approve. Again, if you didn't want anything in the box, you could have just passed it on.

Just because people call me a mooch, doesn't mean I actually am. I have sent out about 10 times the number of cigars I have received and I have no problem with that. I try to be a giving person.

You are yet another poster that I really like and enjoy your posts. Not sure why there is so much hate towards me. Not sure what I did to you, maybe someone pizzed your wheaties this morning, idk.

[quote=LetsRock]NWO for LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]

I saw those posts, good read. Ha