Outbound to Indiana, Dave(Just Relax)

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ETA Thursday


Now who wants to send some cigars to NapalmMan?

RMAN4443 wrote:

Man Cow Hampshire uhh? This is going to require some of my Native American skills because I have no clue which direction that is.

1. (Spits on my pecker to feel the which way the breeze is going)
2. (Sniffs the air to see if I can catch the smell of Cow Dookie)
3. (Throws a lizard up in the air and see which way it lands. No self respecting lizard will ever face Cow Hampshire)
4. (Shed a tear while looking all pitiful sitting on a horse like the Injun for that littering commercial from years ago. For nostalgia sake)
5. (Snatches crow out of the air "Ok Got it!" Cigars must fly on crow and not walk.) 😲

Tracking is 9405 8036 9930 0586 5430 52

Expected date the 7th, Sending out Monday afternoon.

Who is next on the list?

Ewok126 wrote:

What about the lizards with no self respect????

Chris cigars arrived, and you seem to have lost the ability to count to 5.........The cigars look great, even after spitting on your pecker and sniffing cow chit(or was it bull chit? meh,what's the difference)......Thanks, and I'll post up a list later, when i can do some research on some of these🍺

I have a major headache today........slipped and fell last night during snow cleanup, feet went up over my shoulders and I landed on my melon...........sounded like a coconut........Damn, I feel like Gronk and Brandin Cooks rolled up into one🤬

RMAN4443 wrote:

Well Rick package came as scheduled and I was greeted with the wife welcoming me home with "I thought I said to be done with these cigar shenanigans for a while" [whip]

CAO Black
La Palina Red Label (nh)
Graycliff 30yr Vintage (nh)
Camacho Connecticut (nh)
Macanudo Cru Royale (nh)
Perdomo Lot 23 (nh)
RP Legends Ray Lewis (nh)

I feel like such a rookie with this hit. It is much appreciated! Glad to know cellos have not been opened as well.

Just Relax wrote:

Well Rick package came as scheduled and I was greeted with the wife welcoming me home with "I thought I said to be done with these cigar shenanigans for a while" [whip]

CAO Black
La Palina Red Label (nh)
Graycliff 30yr Vintage (nh)
Camacho Connecticut (nh)
Macanudo Cru Royale (nh)
Perdomo Lot 23 (nh)
RP Legends Ray Lewis (nh)

I feel like such a rookie with this hit. It is much appreciated! Glad to know cellos have not been opened as well.

Just Relax wrote:

Good job ewok how is the Undercrown sungrown

corey sellers wrote:

What about the lizards with no self respect????

Chris cigars arrived, and you seem to have lost the ability to count to 5.........The cigars look great, even after spitting on your pecker and sniffing cow chit(or was it bull chit? meh,what's the difference)......Thanks, and I'll post up a list later, when i can do some research on some of these🍺

I have a major headache today........slipped and fell last night during snow cleanup, feet went up over my shoulders and I landed on my melon...........sounded like a coconut........Damn, I feel like Gronk and Brandin Cooks rolled up into one🤬

RMAN4443 wrote:

Be careful, Rick.
Those cigars might be contaminated . [sarcasm]
Chris told ME that he wasn't touching his cigars because he was sick.
I think I got bamboozled.

jespear wrote:

Wing nut I also told you I had my wife do these or I told someone about having to have my wife put the ones from Phill away and to send out Ricks. It might have been Phill or RMan I told that to, I can't remember.

Granted I still might have had her help me rub each stogie wif my Wok Scrotus prior to sending but I only do that for those that request such (cough cough Drafter) Oh did I say that out loud, My Bad... 8-[

Ewok126 wrote:

Okay, I HATE to admit this, but, I am stumped. The phantom bomber that hit me did his job, and did it well.
I've been trying to solve the mystery, but without much success. Other targets in this assault have been able to identify THEIR assassins, but I am still at a loss. My efforts have given me just one piece of solid evidence, and that was, according to the USPS Tracking#, the package originated in Memphis TE. This lead me to believe that Ewok, being from Memphis, was the culprit. He has emphatically denied ANY involvement.
Sooner or later, the truth be prevail, and if Ewok is, in fact, innocent of my suspicions, then I apologize,
BUT, "on the other hand" , (I put that in for YOU, Frankie T), if Ewok has been playing me all along, then his A$$ is MINE !

jespear wrote:

Okay, I HATE to admit this, but, I am stumped. The phantom bomber that hit me did his job, and did it well.
I've been trying to solve the mystery, but without much success. Other targets in this assault have been able to identify THEIR assassins, but I am still at a loss. My efforts have given me just one piece of solid evidence, and that was, according to the USPS Tracking#, the package originated in Memphis TE. This lead me to believe that Ewok, being from Memphis, was the culprit. He has emphatically denied ANY involvement.
Sooner or later, the truth be prevail, and if Ewok is, in fact, innocent of my suspicions, then I apologize,
BUT, "on the other hand" , (I put that in for YOU, Frankie T), if Ewok has been playing me all along, then his A$$ is MINE !

jespear wrote:

Mine came from Stockbridge Ga and it was not blueboy so hmmmmm who could it be. I know who knows

D/K

corey sellers wrote: