Mrs. dpnewell
Monday, April 2, 2018 6:29:41 AM

Okay, ouch. Wasn't expecting this level of hate. 32 is my Jean size, btw. Good Eye! Nah. Just was looking to escape the "is that a cuban" bull**** in my local smoking scene. But damn, you guys are kinda hostile.

Bad Mr Frosty wrote:

Don't let these arsehats scare you away, son. This is just the traditional hazzing that all noobs go through. Stick around, as they are mostly good peeps, and extremely knowlegable.

FIY, it is traditional for your first thread on a new board to be an "intro post", before asking questions. Maybe you may want to start out with one of them.

My age? Let's just say that I'm only a few years aways from SS, and have been smoking cigars for 10 years, but I've herfed with many around your age.

Oh, and FYI, I'm a long time member here, who is currently using my wife's account (long story, don't ask).

Welcome to the mad house.

David (dpnewell)

Bad Mr Frosty
Monday, April 2, 2018 6:34:29 AM

Deep breaths BMF

You're right. We're all old, miserable cigar-stinky curmudgeons here, watching our clocks tick down.

Someday this will all be yours!

Welcome btw.

HuckFinn wrote:

THE FUTURE IS NOW.

Bad Mr Frosty
Monday, April 2, 2018 6:40:25 AM

Don't let these arsehats scare you away, son. This is just the traditional hazzing that all noobs go through. Stick around, as they are mostly good peeps, and extremely knowlegable.

FIY, it is traditional for your first thread on a new board to be an "intro post", before asking questions. Maybe you may want to start out with one of them.

My age? Let's just say that I'm only a few years aways from SS, and have been smoking cigars for 10 years, but I've herfed with many around your age.

Oh, and FYI, I'm a long time member here, who is currently using my wife's account (long story, don't ask).

Welcome to the mad house.

David (dpnewell)

Mrs. dpnewell wrote:

I thought I was done being a noob when I turned 21 lol. I don't usually post on forums, but as I said, my local cigar community ranges from weak, to non-existent, so I have nowhere to talk smoke. The oldest cigars I have aging are not even a decade old though, so I guess I really am a noob.

Bad Mr Frosty
Monday, April 2, 2018 6:49:36 AM

and buy a thick coat, cuz you're about to hit some bad weather.

frankj1 wrote:

****, son. Bring it. You've obviously never posted on Twitter if you think this is hostile.

tonygraz
Monday, April 2, 2018 8:29:34 AM
Frankie was right, woke up this morning to snow and snowing just about when the old snow was just about gone. My back is bad enough for the walker, so I'm not going anywhere for a while. I really missed have a cigar yesterday and that feeling is back today. Who ages cigars for a decade ? I might have one that's close which I should really burn this year.

Did the noob really expect anything but a frosty reception ?

Mrs. dpnewell
Monday, April 2, 2018 8:45:06 AM
^Tony, someone gifted me a Cohiba XV from '96. 22 years old, but I haven't had the occasion to smoke it. Otherwise, I'm lucky if my cigars make it to three years.

David (dpnewell)

Mrs. dpnewell
Monday, April 2, 2018 8:49:04 AM

I thought I was done being a noob when I turned 21 lol. I don't usually post on forums, but as I said, my local cigar community ranges from weak, to non-existent, so I have nowhere to talk smoke. The oldest cigars I have aging are not even a decade old though, so I guess I really am a noob.

Bad Mr Frosty wrote:

I meant that you where a noob to this board, not that you where a new cigar smoker. Folks have to get to know you, especially if you want them to trust you with trades and such.

David (dpnewell)

HuckFinn
Monday, April 2, 2018 9:51:13 AM

I am. Do I need to post my driver's license? lol. Not sure why you have an issue with that.

Bad Mr Frosty wrote:

I'm sorry. A misunderstanding.

Your age is non-issue to me.

There are only 2 people here that need age verification, for different legal reasons, Shana and ZRX1200

bgz
  • bgz
  • Herf-A-Holic
Monday, April 2, 2018 10:22:52 AM
Along with your driver's license, we also need your ssn, cc # and c0ck size (zrx needs that one).
Hank_The_Tank
Monday, April 2, 2018 12:21:46 PM
I feel young here too...at 35. Most of the guys here are one foot in the grave. 🌫

🇨🇮

jjanecka
Monday, April 2, 2018 12:30:58 PM
Pretty sure at least a couple of them are headed to the glue factory.
Hank_The_Tank
Monday, April 2, 2018 12:37:24 PM

Pretty sure at least a couple of them are headed to the glue factory.

jjanecka wrote:

chuckle

=d>

RMAN4443
Monday, April 2, 2018 12:59:59 PM

Professor!!!

Hope youse guys had a wonderful Easter.

RE: the op

how old is that fart-in-a-jar you been aging?

frankj1 wrote:

I think it escaped.....I opened the jar a bit to see if it was still in there,

my wife said PU and I'm pretty sure it was gone, I'm kinda skeerd to open it again to check.....#-o

Is there anywhere I can order re-fills?

vanzandt
Monday, April 2, 2018 1:57:35 PM
Im only one shirtless video chat away from finding out!
frankj1
Monday, April 2, 2018 2:05:21 PM

Im only one shirtless video chat away from finding out!

vanzandt wrote:

with Putin?

gummy jones
Monday, April 2, 2018 5:21:21 PM
you are safe to assume there is a disproportionate number of fat, old, white guys here on the forums
jjanecka
Monday, April 2, 2018 5:27:17 PM
I heard they were the old men responsible for "Lemon Party."
Phil222
Monday, April 2, 2018 5:33:39 PM

you are safe to assume there is a disproportionate number of fat, old, white guys here on the forums

gummy jones wrote:

Don't forget bald...

gummy jones
Monday, April 2, 2018 5:35:50 PM

Don't forget bald...

Phil222 wrote:

and broke

yet incredibly generous

[mind blown]

tonygraz
Monday, April 2, 2018 7:13:24 PM
Gummy hasn't had teeth since 1972. Not sure who's the oldest one here- Q was closing in on 80. I think Drafter is the oldest Mexican here.