Knock, knock

Who is there?

stop bang'n on my damn door...

stop bang'n on my damn door... who?

You.

You who?

(I think I know where this is going...)

and dont be take'n my you who either.

You who.. I'm home.

(To knock or not to knock, that is the question.)

Just do it!

Ding - Dong......

(This must be a hoyty - toyty place, it has a doorbell!)

Whom may I say is calling?

Avon calling. ( in a hoyty -toyty kinda way)

(Speaking of Avon, did you hear the one about the Avon lady in the elevator.......)

Avon (Pronounced: ah - von) who?

(Do tell us about the Avon lady in the elevator.)

Avon to get in.

(so what about the Avon lady in the elevator?)

((and in our current PC state should it be Avon person?))

( I forget the whole story but she has to pass gas and she covers it up with an evergreen scent spray then some guy gets on and says it smells like someone sh*t a christmas tree. I'm not good with OLD jokes)

Avon to get in.

(was that in a Dracula kinda voice?)