Ewok here,
I get a call from my brother Jawa he tells me I got tossed under the bus. After beating Phil...is off the banana (man that girl is a she devil) I see what brother Jawa is talking about.
Since I have gotten shanghaied here and these name droppers seem to like saying EWOK, Who ever the heck is up next I got em. PM me an address please cause I might not have it.
Whoever it is just be forewarned. You can tell me what you like but honestly I dont give a chit. Your gonna get what I got.....
Sorry I sound ill, I am just dealing with a raw banana thanks to Phil..is
MJ, I asked Phil...is if she had any single sisters that can eat a nanner like she could. She told me but I really couldn't understand her. She is always talking with her mouth full which feels really weird but in a good way 🤦. I jerked the banana out of her mouth while she was answering and all I heard was 222 whatever the heck that means.
Brother MJ what part of SC you at. Ah hell just shoot me an address for you I will figure it out.
I was born in Seneca. If you head out to some of the small towns like Walhalla, Westminster you can find some of the crazy hot country girl monkeys out there. Oh and Clemson, crazy hot college girl monkeys. But, in Clemson them girl monkeys will eat you out of house and home. You have to be ready to throw them a lot of banana....s. 😰
Oh, and be careful if you hit one of the small towns and you drink their firewater, the next morning you wake up with a Monkey that looks like Chaka from the land of the lost.
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