Sunoverbeach
Thursday, March 28, 2019 6:54:20 PM
Sounds right and looks good, be it unwritten or not spoken.

Sorry wok. Looks like your lips are toast

🐴

Ewok126
Friday, March 29, 2019 11:53:28 AM
I miss my lips. I got an odd feeling some snail took em home thinking it was twin blow up dolls.
lance4824
Saturday, March 30, 2019 12:03:30 AM

I miss my lips. I got an odd feeling some snail took em home thinking it was twin blow up dolls.

Ewok126 wrote:

I will get the box out no later than Monday.

🇨🇮

mjrburn
Saturday, March 30, 2019 12:22:18 PM

I will get the box out no later than Monday.

🇨🇮

lance4824 wrote:

Thrash him Lance [whip] , those ewoks have thick fur so you're gonna have to put some muscle behind that whip to make him feel the burn! [ram27bat] 🐴 [frypan] [spank]

Ewok126
Saturday, March 30, 2019 1:01:31 PM

Thrash him Lance [whip] , those ewoks have thick fur so you're gonna have to put some muscle behind that whip to make him feel the burn! [ram27bat] 🐴 [frypan] [spank]

mjrburn wrote:

See, now you are just making fun of me. You know my fur got burnt up in the last explosion that you set me up for. Here it is springtime and my beautiful main is all scorched and chit. I mean, do you know how hard it is to attract a female during springtime when your plumage is extra crispy? I look like a damn blue jay that has alopecia and flew through a forest fire. Hurtful man just plain old hurtful You need anger management!

Lance, don't pay him no attention. He is just being mean and trying to get the Wok hurt and crippled up. He has already seen to it that I can't get laid during breeding season. Like I need help in that area. Now my dogs won't even dry hump me. That is ok though cause Karma can be ones worst enemy and every dog has his day! [ram27bat]

Sunoverbeach
Saturday, March 30, 2019 1:08:45 PM
I thought Mrs Wok loved you unconditionally, in spite of scorching and patchiness
RMAN4443
Saturday, March 30, 2019 1:14:22 PM

I thought Mrs Wok loved you unconditionally, in spite of scorching and patchiness

Sunoverbeach wrote:

no, she meant even if he didn't use conditioner in his fur...8-[

Sunoverbeach
Saturday, March 30, 2019 2:19:16 PM
Ah, matted and tangled. Yeah that's a bit different
Ewok126
Saturday, March 30, 2019 2:30:10 PM

I thought Mrs Wok loved you unconditionally, in spite of scorching and patchiness

Sunoverbeach wrote:

Love is a strong word. 😰

Tolerates would be more appropriate I think.

Ewok126
Saturday, March 30, 2019 2:33:18 PM

Ah, matted and tangled. Yeah that's a bit different

Sunoverbeach wrote:

Ever seen an Ewok with dreads?

Mrs Ewok told me that if she hears me say "Irie man" one more time she is going to slap this piss out of me. It didnt work in my favor to say the least.

mjrburn
Saturday, March 30, 2019 7:16:10 PM
So, after a hectic night at work, driving home and minding my own business, I pull into my driveway and what do I see?...a parcel package sitting by my front door. What is this?, I say, I have no order deliveries scheduled and no trades in flight. I pick up the box, HEAVY, like a brick wrapped with more bricks. An Alaska return address...wait, AK, what are you up to?... sucker punched me while I had my back turned!!... an unsolicited, unwarranted and undeserving sucker punch! 11 very nice cigars...

Gispert Intenso, toro, nh

JR Special Corona, Habano Rosada Ecuador, toro, nh

Macanudo Heritage Reserve, rob, nh

Nub Cameroon, 460, love it

Oliva MB3, rob, love it too

2X Oliva O, rob, can never go wrong with the O

Onyx Reserve, toro, nh

Punch Bareknuckle, beli, good, nh this vitola

Punch Signature, gigante, good, nh this vitola

Rocky Patel Vintage 1990, rob, good, nh this vitola

And...

One, bad azz, handmade ashtray with a built in cigar rest and drink holder. I mean, this thing is super freakin' cool!!! Very, very nice punch in the gut there AKDAVE! Thank you so much! 🍺 =d>

Just remember, as a vet told me not too long ago, in a land far far away... no good deed goes unpunished!!! 🤔

mjr

Sunoverbeach
Saturday, March 30, 2019 8:37:04 PM
To be fair,had he not struck when your back was turned, it wouldn't be a proper sucker punch.

My condolences for your long suffering mailbox

😢

mjrburn
Saturday, March 30, 2019 9:14:39 PM

To be fair,had he not struck when your back was turned, it wouldn't be a proper sucker punch.

My condolences for your long suffering knutsak

😢

Sunoverbeach wrote:

Thanks sob! They're blue but I'm recovering slowly [crybaby]

Ewok126
Saturday, March 30, 2019 11:39:13 PM
OOOOO very nice indeed and that ashtray is awesome. AKDave, Great Job brother!
lance4824
Sunday, March 31, 2019 1:55:28 PM
Ewok pm you the tracking number
Ewok126
Sunday, March 31, 2019 9:46:10 PM
Man, you are on the ball there brother. I will have to get the mailbox reinforced, I got my lips taped on with gorilla tape! I got me some fire retardant wigs glued on all the bald spots. Now I just have to wait for the chit to hit the fan!
mjrburn
Friday, April 5, 2019 11:53:51 AM
I can't turn my back on you fellas for one second!... out for a leisurely walk with a nice cigar and a cup of coffee, stop by the mailbox and what do I see? A box, a fat and heavy box with a return address for Lance (lance4824)... another unsolicited, undeserving, but very much appreciated, kick to the groin!!!

The damage is:

AF Hemingway Signature, perfecto, a favorite!

Osiris V, dbl perfecto, never even heard of, a beautiful woven double wrapper cigar!

DE Undercrown Shade, gordito

LGC Maduro, corona gorda, nh

LGC Serie R Black No.58, gordo, nh

MF La Antiguedad, robusto, nh

Oliva Serie G, robusto, love it!

Oliva Serie V, lancero, nh this vitola

Perdomo Reserve 10th Anniversary Champagne, churchill, nh this vitola

Room 101 MC3 Roxxo, love it!

and...

Jameson Irish Whiskey, shot bottle, haven't had Jameson in a while, looking forward to enjoying this soon!

A really nice, South Carolina Gamec@cks, wooden cigar rest. I was born and raised a Carolina fan and will always be!!! =d>

Awesome hit, Lance, very cool. Got me with a bunch of nh's and some super cool extras!

Thank you, very much!

Marcus 🍺

mjrburn
Friday, April 5, 2019 11:57:23 AM
^ ps...I have a feeling some furry fella with the initials E.W.O.K. may be behind the crotch shots I've taken recently...paybacks can be hell, my friend!!! [ram27bat]
Ewok126
Friday, April 5, 2019 6:55:00 PM

^ ps...I have a feeling some furry fella with the initials E.W.O.K. may be behind the crotch shots I've taken recently...paybacks can be hell, my friend!!! [ram27bat]

mjrburn wrote:

[-x I didn't do nuttin. 😕

Lance >🐴 < Marcus

Very nice indeed Lance! A very awesome ass whippin! =d> =d> =d>

mjrburn
Saturday, April 6, 2019 2:26:13 AM

[-x I didn't do nuttin. 😕

Ewok126 wrote:

Yeah, yeah, yeah...blah, blah, blah... 🤥

Just remember, I got yo numbah!! [ram27bat]

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