danmdevries
7 years ago

Oh gawd..........now you’re gonna get a ton of PMs from JadeRose.
He’ll want tips and pointers, and most of all...............................stories.

KingoftheCove wrote:



Mostly use the tips of my pointers. [frypan]
Ewok126
7 years ago

Oh gawd..........now you’re gonna get a ton of PMs from JadeRose.
He’ll want tips and pointers, and most of all...............................stories.

KingoftheCove wrote:




TIP 1: Make sure your fingernails are trimmed up real good. Don't want to be giving new meaning to the word "Hangnail".

TIP 2: Only pick your nose AFTER you wash and use hand sanitizer.

TIP 3: Do not ever bite your fingernails.


Last TIPS Just for Fun

Bonus Tip: If a guy asks you "Please make sure to not lose your college ring" prior to inspecting his anus, lean in real close and whisper in his ear just before the insertion of the distal phalange "I DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE" 8-[

Bonus Tip 2" Afterwords, walk up to the surgeon or the circulating nurse, hold out your hand real close to their face and say "Smell My Finger" Only do this tip if you plan on retiring that day.
Greggilmore99
7 years ago

You doing the diving or are you just running the boat?

victor809 wrote:



Running the Boat. Im a Captain.
frankj1
7 years ago

Running the Boat. Im a Captain.

Greggilmore99 wrote:


he didn't mean "just" running the boat
teedubbya
7 years ago

Ocean going tug?

Whistlebritches wrote:




Freak. Is that an offer?
delta1
7 years ago

Running the Boat. Im a Captain.

Greggilmore99 wrote:



have you ever collided with a US Navy boat...
frankj1
7 years ago
anyone else see that weird face in the sky? upper left of center.
Sunoverbeach
7 years ago
Not sure. Let me have some of what you took, how long I have to get to a safe place, and I'll let you know.
frankj1
7 years ago
Whistlebritches
7 years ago
2 × GAU-17 miniguns......We call them Maw
1 × M2HB .50 caliber machine gun......Paw
2 × M240B 7.62 mm light machine guns
2 × 40 mm Mk 19 grenade launchers


Not bad for a 33'r
KingoftheCove
7 years ago

TIP 1: Make sure your fingernails are trimmed up real good. Don't want to be giving new meaning to the word "Hangnail".

TIP 2: Only pick your nose AFTER you wash and use hand sanitizer.

TIP 3: Do not ever bite your fingernails.


Last TIPS Just for Fun

Bonus Tip: If a guy asks you "Please make sure to not lose your college ring" prior to inspecting his anus, lean in real close and whisper in his ear just before the insertion of the distal phalange "I DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE" 8-[

Bonus Tip 2" Afterwords, walk up to the surgeon or the circulating nurse, hold out your hand real close to their face and say "Smell My Finger" Only do this tip if you plan on retiring that day.

Ewok126 wrote:



The first bonus tip there Ewok? Made me laugh hard, for a few minutes..........I could see that whole scene in a movie script......jack nickelson as the Doctor......woody harrelson as the patient
victor809
7 years ago

Running the Boat. Im a Captain.

Greggilmore99 wrote:




Huh.... well that seems way less cool.

But at least you're a step up from MACS and Tgerb... I'm pretty sure they were deckhands.... (well, not tgerb, he was a mop engineer).

If only you got to stick your fingers in people's butts for a living like dan and tw....
Phil222
7 years ago

anyone else see that weird face in the sky? upper left of center.

frankj1 wrote:


Yes. Good spot.
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