She accidentally forgot and had me get ballet tix for tonight.

So since she cannot cook the dog a steak tonight she panicked last night and tried to get a carryout steak and lobster from the nearby place. They don't do that... So she called around until she found a place that would get her carryout aged ribeye and lobster for the dog.

Now I am waiting at a coffee shop until she goes and picks up brunch for the dog.

I call that a win.

Well done 🐒

But given that she also celebrates the dead dogs birthdays with steak and lobster, and given that she has an affinity for hospice dogs... I think we'll have plenty of these soon enough.

Not even in the same league as Dan.

Victor, it sounds like you’ll eventually have steak and lobster every night....

Gotta make sure she adopts new dogs on different days of the year so she can't stack up the celebrations....

Rotating jets. Makes it easier. On me.

I was trying to help!

Seems like you'd be fed well.

But Missouri...