It's adorable when noobs get frisky but, sad when you have to euthanize one...or several. You people have NO clue what you're about to start and I'm going to finish. You see, there's something you've all missed in all of this. Quantity bombs are okay.. I send quantity and QUALITY. I send aged smokes that you would be proud to smoke in any company.... So, you noobs wanna hump each other's legs that's fine. I prefer to feel that damp heat when I slip my hands down some girls panties for the first time to get the party going. If you don't have cigars of THAT quality keep 'em. Because I'll just pile them up and drop a 500 stick dog rocket bomb on one of you! The gloves are off boys. I've got piles of cool lighters and cutters and other swag I buy just to hit people with. I will overwhelm you with taste, generosity and above all style. You will hang your heads in shame when you see what I sent compared to what you sent. You're not worthy will become your mantra. Who's your daddy? ME.
P.S Steve02, Corey and Cigarlady7 are exceptions to this. Why? Because I said so!
I should've been a speech writer. I could've come up with a better speech to rouse Custers troops than "Come on boys,!let's all go get our throats cut."
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