One of my ALL TIME favorite videos. (great saxophone)
Don't Nobody Move(this Is A Heist)
Well, I wuz in this Police station
Bein' booked for Garlic breath
In the corner was a cripple
They wuz kickin' him to death
From a cell somewhere I heard This woman scream "You're hurtin' me""
On the wall there wuz This poster
"Holy name society"...
Oh --
I wuz in this courtroom
'Cause I had a fight With my own wife
Law 'n order wuz so thick
You could cut it with a knife
While this landlord Made a pay-off
so they'd De-control his slum
Hizzoner told Some Puerto Rican
"In my court you don't Chew gum"
Oh --
Don't nobody move
This is a heist
Don't nobody move
This is a heist
Well, she wuz standin' on the Corner
When this dude asked her The price
She said “me?" he said "Take it --
Buy yourself somethin' nice"
Soon as he got off 'N while she still wuz
Squattin' on her heels
He produced A pair of handcuffs
An' a very shiny shield.
Oh --
They wuz towin' me away
Cuz I don't have Diplomat plates
While this diplomat I know
Is smugglin' "H" Into the states
I said "lemmee have The ticket
'n the car – Save me a trip"
So they hauled me in
For giving them Some
unauthorized lip
Oh –
Don't nobody move
This is a heist
Don't nobody move
This is a heist
I wuz underneath my dresser
Just in case of sneak attack
When this television Quiz show called
To ask where I wuz at
I said "I'm underneath My dresser --
An' they're Poundin' on my door"
The audience went wild 'N the emcee said
"Would you like To try for more?"
Yes . . .Yes I would!
Well, I wuz drivin' downThe highway
An' I did not have the toll
So they gave me The electric chair
(Cured my cold)
Well, I woke up feelin' Hungry
an' I asked for Somethin' hot
So they gave me The electric chair again 'N
then they had me shot...
Oh --
Don't nobody move
This is a heist
Don't nobody move
This is a heist