I was at my lady friends, she made an Irish dinner. Shepards pie, new potatoes, bangers, and rashers. Then she broke out the Irish whiskey. I said whoa girl, isn't that a little to much? Most Irish folk I know that puts into a fighting state of mind. She said that's the Irish, Celtic girls just want to f*** after Irish whiskey, oh and by the way I'm Celtic, not Irish. I said line em up.
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