victor809
6 years ago
Tail's a republican senator from utah?


.... well....

that makes everything else he's ever typed make a lot more sense.
frankj1
6 years ago
I guess.
when I see him, I'll hafta ask why he was peeing in the stall instead of the urinal.
I never have done it, but I think you could sit in a urinal, especially the lower one for kids so your feet could still toe tap...if that was your thang.
victor809
6 years ago
I'm assuming his toe tapping is musical accompaniment to pee to.
tailgater
6 years ago

Only because I thought it was odd you were sitting down to pee.

victor809 wrote:



I prefer the term "squat".

tailgater
6 years ago

I'm assuming his toe tapping is musical accompaniment to pee to.

victor809 wrote:



It helps prevent stage fright.

dstieger
6 years ago
If only......

Jimmy Kimmel would invite Megyn Kelly, Justin Trudeau, Ralph Northam, and Ted Danson - and then Jimmy and the other four could get all blackfaced up and do like a Jackson 5 lip synch or something.

Or have Steve Harvey or Whats her O Name Williams host it. ....And maybe...just maybe put a crack in the stupid icy tension on this chit and put it past us
delta1
6 years ago
Harvey and Williams will havta wear whiteface and dress as poor farmers to complete the satire....
dstieger
6 years ago

Harvey and Williams will havta wear whiteface and dress as poor farmers to complete the satire....

delta1 wrote:




Good....better yet, how about whitefaced white-priveledged post-OD fentanyl corpses?
delta1
6 years ago
nah...I don't think mocking dead people is in good taste...that would be like wearing blackface with a noose around your neck and "genitals" stuffed in your mouth...bridge too far...

but maybe post-OD fentanyl ER patients could work...
dstieger
6 years ago
You're probably right....but it's kinda crazy when you think about it. How many dead people are really going to be offended?

Now....maybe if it were dead liberals....I can see them rising to the occasion - who would want to miss an opportunity to be offended?


back to the OP -- I listened to a little bit of Trudeau's stammering the past two days. I'd be money he's been watching tape of Beto and Buttigieg....he's got them down pretty well
tailgater
6 years ago

nah...I don't think mocking dead people is in good taste...that would be like wearing blackface with a noose around your neck and "genitals" stuffed in your mouth...bridge too far...

but maybe post-OD fentanyl ER patients could work...

delta1 wrote:



You'd be a hoot at a party.

DrafterX
6 years ago
What's funnier than a post-OD fentanyl ER patient..?? 😕
opelmanta1900
6 years ago
a post-OD fentanyl ER patient dressed as a clown?
DrafterX
6 years ago
izonfire
6 years ago

I listened to a little bit of Trudeau's stammering the past two days. I'd be money he's been watching tape of Beto and Buttigieg....he's got them down pretty well

dstieger wrote:



Buttigieg would be down with one look from Trudeau. Beto would just take a little convincing...
victor809
6 years ago
.... Well.... Now we know what izons personal political fanfic page reads like
victor809
6 years ago
.... Well.... Now we know what izons personal political fanfic page reads like
izonfire
6 years ago
You can say that again, nQQp!!!!!!!
Mr. Jones
6 years ago
I heard fankj1

Dressesd up like Yasser Arrafat to a BAR MITZVAH
In 1976...
and he was "stoned" ....

On

Thai stick...
izonfire
6 years ago

I heard fankj1

Dressesd up like Yasser Arrafat to a BAR MITZVAH
In 1976...
and he was "stoned" ....

On

Thai stick...

Mr. Jones wrote:



I heard he bombed...
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