Awesome job Rick

Total and complete annihilation served by Rman. That is a thing of beauty. Well done

Such great bombs this year.

Great job Santa's.


Thanks to mine, whom ever you are. Whistling

What woke you up?

I’mma guessing today would be just about the last day to send out without having to pay for Express service.

Not that anyone waited this long, right?

Right? 😣

Who all has not received from Santa yet ?

No reason to post here just pm me .

Well, my mail lady just walked away muttering. Flipping the house off, again. In the words of Harry Caray, "Holy cow!"

I'll be back with damages. Wow. Just wow.

Just making sure you lancero loving noops didn't FU《K this up.



DINKS



See u in the thaw. I'm out

Probably had to pee. [gonzo]

What a freaking smack down. And from the Mayor of Chicago to boot! Frankly, I'm honored. But dismayed that with all their issues she's distracting herself with humoring an old squid such as myself. 😂

So, let's begin with an overview of the site damage in general.

https://i.imgur.com/vvB4dSw.jpg 

Now a more detailed damage assessment.

The beverages consist of A Weller Special Reserve and a Three Floyds Dark Lord Demonic Russian Imperial Stout. That is a NH stout that is way up on my I wanna try list! Nice.

https://i.imgur.com/yFORSRl.jpg 

The Swag?
An Apache Armored travel case
A Plasencia ash tray
A very cool torch lighter and bottle opener.
A Beer on the Wall Sticker and bottle opener
And the tell tale, two OpFTH rocks Glasses.

https://i.imgur.com/OjjEeFm.jpg 

The Cigars? Complete carnage.

My Father
a 5 Toro sampler
Don Pepin Blue Original (Love these)
#4 Lancero (The Wombat missed out on this one!) NH
La Antiguedad Corona Grande NH
La Antiguedad Toro Gordo NH
MF The Judge NH

Arturo Fuentes
Anejo 46 NH
Hemingway Classic NH
Queen B Love these
Hemingway Work of Art (I think) NH

Olivia MB3 Churchill New vitola
Olivia MB3 Torpedo New vitola

Tatuaje
Pudgy Monster "Tiff" (?) NH
Tatuaje Seleccion de Cazador (Brown Label) Lancero (NH) (Wombat's weeping again!)
Tatuaje Havana VI (Love these)
Tatuaje Black short robusto NH

Liga Privada 9 NH, and very excited to try this one.

And last but absolutely not least, the CC's

Partagas Serie 4 NH
Hoya De Monterrey Habano NH
Por Larranga PLPC NH

https://i.imgur.com/UXKQB8s.jpg 

I'm calling a huge thanks to our Ukranian buddy Ypetryna. I will admit to being confused as he alluded to being out? But the OpFTH swag and Beer on the wall goods point to his local. That's my best guess anyhow,.

I'm floored. Great Santa smackdown. Some amazing smokes, an absolutely perfect selection, I'm very excited to try these. Great beverages and cool swag to boot! Going to be a good holiday around here!

Thanks Yaro!

Great job Santa

Holy carp! [gonzo]

That is sure one heck of a Secret Santa smackdown!

Great kick in the ding-ding Santa Yaro! 👍

Oh yeah. My carrier is pissed. Did I mention she's on light duty? 😂

There were two LFR boxes combined to make one huge as heavy cube, wrapped in kraft paper and completely sealed with packing tape. That alone was a work of art.

I have actually cut kevlar vests off of folks easier than I opened this one. [LOL]

Another one has landed today also

And another just landed

Sheesh, you musta been a *REALLY* good boy this year!

For your mail carrier - maybe buy her a gift card from Star#%*ks...they still serve Postal Carriers don't they? 🤔

As the sirens fade away, the bomb squad packs up its gear, and the crater blends in with the rest of the potholes here in the frozen wastes of Maine I sit here wondering what magic was used to pack all this stuff in one box:

Colibri Man O' War Ruination cutter
2 Packs Clint & Sons Beef Jerky original and Black Label
Jar of Texas Texas Salsa
Jar of Pepper Works Jalapenos (looks like a spicy suppah tonight)
2 Bags of Cafe Ole coffee Texas Pecan and Taste of Austin

5 H.R. Blue Toros (nh)
5 Fuente King B (it's a guess, I'm not all that familiar with Fuente, nh)
10Cuesta Rey Centro Fino Sungrown (nh).

My guess for my Secret Santa is Whistlebritches.
Thank you and Merry Christmas!

Santa wears shorts and flip flops!

Conan being Santa! Hard to hide when the LFR says Hawaii on it!

Swag. Hawaii calendar
Guava macadamia shortbread
Rice candy
Kona coffee
Kewpie Mayo
Hibiscus and Peach Teas
Strawberry Guava pancake mixes
Teeth treats for the new puppy
Makers Mark Private Select!
Something for everyone in the Family !

Da smokes. PAM 64 Superior
PAM 64 Corona Maduro
PAM 26 #35
PAM 64 principe in both natural and Maduro
Anejo 46 x 3
Casa Fuente 808 natural and Maduro
PSD #4
HU Mag 46. 2008!
Punch Punch
MC Edmundo
MC #2 2009!

Typical over the top smack down by our crazy Hawaiian.
You have always been overly generous to my whole family. Happy Holidays my friend

Kipp