1. I refused to believe my son was fired from his job as a road worker for theft. But when I got home, all the signs were there...

2. Guy learns he has less than one day to live. Goes home and makes love to the wife. Again and again. Finally the wife says., "enough already, I have to get some sleep". Husband says, "but, but...". She replies "you don't have to get up in the morning".

Second one is better IMO. Have a good one.

Julian 🍺

I want some maccas fries... mmmmm... food.

photo chute! did you make that up or was it already a thing?

good luck Shawn.

Puppies are being wild... Once they've run themselves out I'm thinking about doing some trout fishing... There's a stocked river not 30 minutes from me and I need to start taking advantage of that more...

Sigh.

I could use something to snack on.

see...you guys DO have something in common...you both like pistachios and are willing to blatantly mooch them...

PM your addy, victor...

Ya think I just joined this place?

hehe