He ordered the Acids?

What's your sock puppets name?

Oh and next time pick up the phone and call them. Works every time during business hours genius.

She’s hot, I saw her boobs once. 😟

That trick she does that you like...she practiced it out on me!

Hey pal, nobody else in the ENTIRE WORLD gives a single schitt about this problem except you.

Instead of calling customer service and working it out, you decide to whine about it here where zero (0) people give a crap about it which wastes everyone's time and screen space.

Plus, you do it with a lifetime post count of 1 which causes the brothers here to flame-roast you like they do to all newbies, but even worse than usual because you're doing something dumb and annoying.

Brilliant decision making, bravo!

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My god Sparky - why didn't you say that in the first place?

I thought you were conjoined at the torso, like most circus freaks, but the arm???

SO much more painful. Now I'm beginning to understand...

Anyway, you were an idiot to think that the H-bomb you ordered was gonna get there overnight.

Hazmat packaging, background checks, security clearances, smuggling and bribes all were required.

It's amazing that CBid***, in fact, acts as quickly as they do given the enormous challenges.

Then, to have a freakshow like you question their integrity???

To be Frank, I wouldn't be surprised if that bomb doesn't detonate as soon as you bring it into the house.

OK. Done being Frank. (He does allow his imagination to run away with him, does he not?)

Anyway, glad it all worked out. Gonna get back to my show.

Spring training is cancelled right now, so catching an old game from last year.

Turns out, it's a double-header...

*** right on CB,

from this point on, CBid is the designation.

I obviously can accept criticism with humility and grace...

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BTW - nobody here refers to you as CB

It's always Celtic, Bomber, Zombie........ or Dicquehead...

(at least the last one I heard from Palama - don't say nuthin'!!!)

meant to tell you earlier I liked this post.

Not sure if you're being sarcastic or what, but those do exist, y'know. There are several models of revolver chambered in 9x19mm Parabellum, they typically use half-moon or full-moon clips (same as .45 ACP revolvers).

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Conjoined...check

Freakshow...check

Double header...check

TRIFECTA!