SirKnight
Saturday, April 18, 2020 5:11:46 PM
Tits on a Ritz, bet you can’t eat just one.

George Carlin

8trackdisco
Saturday, April 18, 2020 5:22:14 PM
Heard on the police scanner today....

81 year old woman who forfeited her drivers license a few rears ago due to Alzheimer’s left the house in a vehicle. The police are looking for her.

If they find her, will they write her a ticket or not?

If they do write the ticket, how is she to remember to pay it?

SirKnight
Sunday, April 19, 2020 8:09:25 AM
If history repeats itself then when are the good old days coming back?
Dg west deptford
Sunday, April 19, 2020 8:15:44 PM
Dieing of heart disease is not necessary
Dg west deptford
Sunday, April 19, 2020 8:23:28 PM
Gbombs= micronutrients

Greens

Beans

Onions

Mushrooms

Berries

Seeds.

Cures everything and delicious

Was it Socrates that said let food be thy medicine?

Baby bokchoy & ****akee stir fry in mAgic sauce. It's what's for dinner. Oh and chorizo on the grill just cuz.

CelticBomber
Sunday, April 19, 2020 8:41:47 PM
I on the other hand recommend the Jewish Deli that I patronized today. Corned Beef, Sliced Brisket, Pastrami, Roast Beef, Chopped Liver and the Coup De Grasse, Cherry Hamantaschen.

Enjoy your.... seeds.

8trackdisco
Sunday, April 19, 2020 9:55:44 PM
When you get a bottle of Meds from a pharmacy, why do they put those 30 pills into a bottle which could hold 500?

Lots of unnecessary plastic waste.

izonfire
Sunday, April 19, 2020 10:15:32 PM
Why is it that when I touch my left nut, I think of Schmeltic.

And when I touch my right nut, I think of Bobby the Beekeeper.

Perplexing... 🤔

tonygraz
Monday, April 20, 2020 8:16:02 AM

...

And when I touch my right nut, I think of Bobby the Beekeeper.

Perplexing... 🤔

izonfire wrote:

Didn't know you and Hively were that friendly.

Speyside
Monday, April 20, 2020 9:26:47 AM
Trompe-l'œil

SirKnight
Monday, April 20, 2020 11:39:16 AM
There’s a skeeter on my peter.....
8trackdisco
Tuesday, April 21, 2020 9:25:08 AM
If Safer At Home, where are the Homeless people safest?
teedubbya
Tuesday, April 21, 2020 9:44:29 AM
Heavens to Murgatroyd
MACS
Tuesday, April 21, 2020 11:18:03 AM

If Safer At Home, where are the Homeless people safest?

8trackdisco wrote:

In jail. Bastards eat well and get to shower daily, too... and the taxpayers foot the bill.

SirKnight
Tuesday, April 21, 2020 11:28:50 AM
Is someone into the three stooges a stoogaholic or an idiot?
CelticBomber
Tuesday, April 21, 2020 9:21:55 PM

Trompe-l'œil

Speyside wrote:

Wrong forum noob! These animals would eat paint or paint their guns before they'd get that reference. I'd bet their eyes glazed over to protect their peanut brains as they passed right over that post!

CelticBomber
Tuesday, April 21, 2020 9:25:32 PM
If the Universe is only about 13.8 billion years old how come it's about 98 billion light years across?

Pro Challenge: No Google and no YouTube!

Sunoverbeach
Tuesday, April 21, 2020 9:28:50 PM
Cause quantum stuff
MACS
Tuesday, April 21, 2020 9:33:32 PM
What is...Quantum acceleration, Alex?
Speyside
Tuesday, April 21, 2020 9:48:08 PM
Hey, it was a random thought!