Damn Dave, I hope you went easy.
I just got pummeled by SOB.

No sooner than I barely have a chance to recover from SOB's beatdown,
AKDave comes in and beats the living schitt outta me and sends me directly to the trauma unit.
Holy fucque man, what are you thinking'?

The post lady was nice enough to grant me a temp PO Box,
and she was already fuming when SOB blew a hole straight through it.
Well, you blew the fucque out of it and it no longer exists.

I get back to my temporary hell-hole and open this up,
and I see a Tupperware container packed so tight
that you couldn't even fit a fart into it.
Then directly next to it, a stainless steel flask flashes up at me.
I grab it, open it up, and immediately take a pull from it,
prepared for anything from rancid swill to battery acid.
Well, I'll be dipped in dogschitt - It was incredibly smooth and delicious.
Turns out, it's AKDave's own bourbon! WOW!!!

I open up the tuppyware, and...

SWEET BABY JESUS!!!!!!

Aganorsa - Casa Fernandez Miami Aniversario
Aging Room - Bin No. 2 - Nicaragua
AJ Fernandez - Bellas Artes Maduro
Ezra Zion - Tantrum
Foundation Cigar - The Tabernacle - Connecticut Broadleaf
Foundation Cigar - The Tabernacle - Havana Seed CT #142
Global Premium Cigars - 1502 Black Gold
God of Fire - Aniversario
JFR - Lunatic Loco Maduro
Kristoff - GC Signature Series
La Imperiosa - Nicaragua
La Flor Dominicana - Event Only Cigar
Mi Querida - Triqui Traca No. 648
Montecristo - Espada Oscuro
Muestra de Saka - #NLMTHA
My Father - El Centurion
My Father - La Promesa
My Father - The Judge
Onyx Reserve
Perez Carillo - La Historia Dona Elena
Room 101 - Doomsayer
Room 101 - Ichiban Maduro - aged in the barrel of the bourbon he sent
Southern Draw - Kudzu
Southern Draw - Top Rung
Stolen Throne - Call To Arms - Sumatra

1 Stainless Steel Flask filled with AKDave’s Very Own Private Reserve Bourbon Whiskey

HOLY SCHITT!!!
All NH's, and some never would haves...
Some of this stuff is intended for royalty, not a bottom feeder like me.
I am literally astonished, dumbfounded, stunned, flabbergasted, flummoxed.................................

This is a n00b PIB Dave. A n00b PIB. Again, a n00b PIB, I repeat, a n00b PIB....
Dave............

I am tremendously thankful for your generosity.
You are one hell of a BOTL.

[bombed]

And thank you BenWa for the gifted turn.
You got yerself some balls buddy...

He was thinking you said you were low.

Hellacious hit Dave!

Awesome hit Dave

I've been wanting to hit Rich for awhile however he's impossible to pin down. When the door opened I jumped at the chance. Glad everything made it there safe. Please don't hate me for over doing it, I just wanted to practice up a bit before the Secret Santa this year. ENJOY!

This is a n00b PIB Dave.
A n00b PIB.
Again, a n00b PIB.
I repeat,
a n00b PIB....

Dave............




I am going to thoroughly enjoy every one of those smokes brother,
and I'm gonna sparingly sip from that flask so that it lasts a good long time.

After tonight,
I think I'm heading back into the unknown for a while.

There are definitely some wonderful people here.
And Frank's here too.
And I am totally cool with that...

wow, just wow. From a state that says everything is bigger, this is waaaay big.

Hellacious hit Dave!