I don't do REOs... limited flavor notes, usually get shipped too dry... and the only thing that goes good with them is milk.

What I should have said:

Rocky has done it again! This manly maduro treat takes cigar smoking to a whole new level. If you want to know what a true premium cigar tastes like, level-up with some of these REOs today because they are sure to go faster than a sailor's virginity.

REO's flawless Costa Rican/Sumatra wrapper glistens with oil like the engine of a 74 Pinto. This wrapper is so gorgeous if you look at it for too long your eyeballs will have an orgasm. The delicate blend of aged Honduran and Nicaraguan long fillers are put together with the craft and delicacy one can expect in a truly world-class cigar. No compromise is the name of the game, and the game has been won by REO!

Each stick delivers long flavors of [pick 2 of 3: spice and/or earth and/or nuts] with overtones of [pick 2 of 4: coffee and/or espresso and/or cocoa and/or leather] with slight hints of [pick 1 of 2: dried fruit or marzipan] and a long beautiful finish that makes living worthwhile.

The reviews are in:

"I hope to one day be worthy of having smoked this cigar," stammered one reviewer.

"My wife left me because I was spending too much time with REO, and I'm fine with that," declared another.

Raved another reviewer:
"It produces a lot of smoke and ash when burned."

if you wrote that review, well you're purty gud wif werds!

that was excellent.

Didn't see this until now. I missed them on the first go around. Looks like I'll have to hurry up and miss them on this second edition too.

Those weren't bad cigars. Not anywhere worth 18.00 a cigar for sure. You're paying for the humidor.

That's pretty similar to the cbid/CI descriptions

I know this doesn't deserve to be topped, but I wanted to achieve my goal of 50 posts.

It hasn't always been easy working toward this milestone, and there have been many ups and downs. But I have found the struggle to be worthwhile. I would like to thank my wife and all the kind people on the forum for their unending patience and support. I am available for autographs; just PM me.

This truly means a lot to me. Thank you.

I already had 49. What happened?](*,)

I'm being discriminated against!