Definitely one of you two

Ok I guess my big mouth gave myself away
Glad everything arrived safely!
The Drunk chicken original and the Drunk chicken mother clucker are new and interesting smokes I recently discovered. Let us know what you think.
Hope you enjoy the home made crafts too!
I do love the hot sauce and jalapeno jam hope it treats you well. Do be careful with that sauce- we call it "Deceptive Ghost bonnet" it's a white ghost/Scotch bonnet blend that can do more damage than most sauces we make as it does have a creeper burn that doesn't hit right out of the gate.
The moonshining is a new hobby, the bourbon went fast will do a bigger batch next season. The brandy came out pretty good imo.
The Ammo-dor is of course expandable by removing the inserts &/or trays.
The temp/humidity guage on the lid is on a magnet so it's removable for relocation as needed as well. I had it loaded up with bovedas but it holds real steady and doesn't need as many as I put in it.
Merry Christmas to you and yours!

Well I can't say for certain as far as your other guess, but I can help you out a little.




Edit: Nevermind. Guess DG cracked under the accusatory pressure

These are helping me with the process of elimination.

I loved it all dg

Nice hit from SS

#-o

Celtic Santas by his own rules

D'oh. Forgot about the "Don't say you sent" line. Hopefully mine will just be in the mass shipping time. Plus my clue is pretty easy. I am still trying to figure out who my SS is. So far, I am using the process of elimination.

David

Me too but with USPS so messed up we will all be lucky if they get to their destinations in time. My latest incoming from DG went from ETA of 12/11 to still sitting in Jersey aka limbo. Same for an order from Dec 9.

I had a package I. Jersey for two weeks. Had ordered inges called the company and they resent it and the original shipment showed five days after the second shipment.

so Jersey is the new Baton Rouge? I hope they didn't want the first one back and I hope it was sumthin spensive

Crazy, I sent the benja pack the same moment I sent Gummys santa pack.
Maybe I should've wrapped it up in santa paper like gummys.

Bass turds!
It's all a conspiracy to keep me in the hole to benja I just know it!

I don't see any inequity in our trades, unless it's the other way round. Whenever this box finally arrives I know it will be more than it should. I accept this and just figure karma finds a way.

whomever is my SS the package came in today. I won't get to it until prob Tuesday next week since I'm out of town.

Hey, pot! Why you calling kettle names?

Dam finally they has been out since the 5th i believe .

Oh dear!

I'm appreciative, Santa. Don't get me wrong. But after the Benja PIB bomb yesterday, the neighbors are looking a little perturbed at all the smoke and booms.

Chit! Torches!?!? I'll be back fellas. I gotta turn the hose on these fuggers

I will look at all that has sent and update if all packages are out sometime Friday. SOB be careful water and oil never works if they are from us torch bearing fuggers down here.Seems to spread the fire which does make it more exciting to be part of .

It's okay. the extra flames scattered the angry mob more quickly.

So I've sorted through an extremely generous box of holiday goodies. Santa did some incredible work. And here I thought for sure I was on the naughty list this year.

https://imgur.com/a/N98Q2d6 

For the eatin'
Dreamland BBQ Sauce - always up for a new sauce

For the drinkin'
Southern Prohibition Suzy B blond ale
Trimtab Brewing Cake Therapy imperial stout x2
Oyster City Hooter Brown brown ale
Yellow Hammer Tobacco Road amber ale (perfect name for a cigar based secret Santa)

For the serious drinkin'
Santo Fina Blanco Tequila
Apparently a collaboration between Sammy Hagar and Guy Fieri (not a duo I'd ever imagined). Hadn't heard about it prior, but it's mas tequila now and shall be enjoyed.

For the carryin'
A nice 15 count travel humidor

For the smokin'
Toast Across America 2019 / Opus X Shark & DC Julius Shark - nh either of these
LP T52 - double corona x2 - great smoke
A Flores AFR-75 Edicion Limitada - churchill - nh
Big black thick mystery smoke - not sure. Little help here Santa?
Diesel Rage - toro x2 - nh this vitola but enjoy some Diesels
Eiroa Dark - robusto x2 - had but hellz to the yeah I'll take some more
Davidoff Nicaragua - robusto tubo x2 - nh
AF Don Carlos - #4 x2 - had and enjoyed
LFD Double Ligero - Chisel x2 - haven't had this size yet, but do have one waiting patiently
Padron 1926 - No 9 - had and loved
Padron 85th Anniversary - No 85 - nh but may or may not have drooled over one or two taunting me from behind the glass
Bucanero El Capitan Maduro - toro - nh nor heard of before. Intrigue is rising
Macanudo Inspirado Orange - toro - had but been meaning to try another
Diesel Unlimited Maduro (purty sure) - d.5, maybe d.6 - it's a big'un - don't think I've had this size
Diesel Unlimited - d.x - nh this viola

For the remodelin'
4" plastic mud knife (for the love of God, don't tell Mrs. Beach. I need a break)
some wall hanging odds and ends

For the appreciatin'
Awesome bombing, sir! So many smokes, brews, and liquor I'm looking forward to trying. Not to mention several smokes I'm excited to give another go. I foresee a thoroughly relaxing, and possibly a wee bit drunken, holiday ahead season ahead of me thanks to you. It's all much more than this man of simple taste and cheap wallet deserve.

For the guessin'
Now the screws and other bits threw me off, but the mud knife brought some sense back into the equation. If it was me, when I pull old screws and other wall hanging items out, I prefer to patch with drywall mud. Some though, might want to go with good old fashioned spackling paste. I'm calling out Madspackler as my Secret Santa. Thank you kindly, Eric. While the length of this post may not show it, I'm speechless.