First post, figured I'd take a moment to say hello. Not new to cigars, but new to the forums over here. Haven't used CBid in a long time, but another brother said he's been over here for a while so I thought I'd come check it out.

Typical smoker here; last cigar I smoked was a BLTC Killer Bee, before that would have been a Partagas Short. Prefer CG or Robusto, no giant RG or 10" long smokes for me.

Anyhow, thanks for having me, I'll browse around and see what kind of trouble I can get into.

Wait, your first post isn't a complaint about shipping or customer service?


We may have a keeper.

[quote=Stogie1020]Wait, your first post isn't a complaint about shipping or customer service?


We may have a keeper.[/quote]

I have to assume that's a common trend around here? Complaining about something?

Better take that **** to customer service, ain't nobody got time for that around here.

*fires up a smoke*

Are you a Platinum™ member yet?

[quote=LeeBot]Are you a Platinum™ member yet?[/quote]

Let me guess, I need to register my humidor and sign up for the newsletter? LMAO

nearly five years before you finally decide to post here...was your past name "jasoninjail"?

wonder who left and made you feel safe?

no worries...welcome to the nuthouse, where "sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you don't"

I don’t know if we can keep him yet, he doesn’t like Z sized vitolas so camping may be an issue.

[quote=jasonatjl]Let me guess, I need to register my humidor and sign up for the newsletter? LMAO[/quote]


No, silly.

Just have to follow this link and tell us what you see!

https://tinyurl.com/yd9mpxam 

Don't be skeer'd like dem other city folk. Prizes await!

Howzit Jason!

Good to see you post here. 👍

Welcome to the monkey house

Jason, to determine who you are and decide upon your forum worthiness, please answer the following simple questions:

Pancakes or waffles ?
Do you like long walks on the beach ?
Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae ?
Do you like camping by the river ?
Cello on or cello off ?
David Lee or Sammy ?
Warner Oland or Sidney Toler ?
Have you been in a Turkish prison ?
Do you like gladiator movies ?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked (other than mirrors or porn) ?
dogs or cats ?
Men or women ?
Wad or fold ?
Sit or squat ?
Mary Ann or Ginger ?
Do sad movies make you cry ?
Butter or margarine ?
Pancho or Cisco ?

Hint:

Waffles are for Commie jomos

It seems the Commie 13 is expending the question list.

Looks pretty comprehensive but I think the sad movie one is actually “did you cry when Old Yeller died?”

Hope you got good waders, your going to need them... to get threw the codswallop.

Wait, old yeller died?

Why did you think I had a raging clue?

[quote=delta1]nearly five years before you finally decide to post here...was your past name "jasoninjail"?

wonder who left and made you feel safe?

no worries...welcome to the nuthouse, where "sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you don't"[/quote]

jasonatjl = Jason at JL (Enterprises), a company I shut down some years back.

Now, hold onto my pocket while we walk around the neighborhood.

[quote=ZRX1200]I don’t know if we can keep him yet, he doesn’t like Z sized vitolas so camping may be an issue.[/quote]

Who likes giant horsecock cigars? Must be those guys who go into a B&M and buy a Cohiba Red Dot or a Montecristo White Label, LOL.

[quote=DrMaddVibe]No, silly.

Just have to follow this link and tell us what you see!

https://tinyurl.com/yd9mpxam 

Don't be skeer'd like dem other city folk. Prizes await![/quote]

What kind of gay ass **** is that? Dude is forever immortalized on the Interwebs in his Speedo.

Note to self: Don't fall for anyone else's bull****.