Watching Paint dry is not all that bad, if you have a cigar.

Better than watching golf on TV, just saying.

Made in the shade... with a breeze.

AGREED!!

pretty sure this is code for a TW hookup...

and this is not...

Wife insists repair is the way. She gets mad any time I bring it up that I need a new mower. Tells me to just fix what I got.

Couple weeks ago I went and tried to buy one, but it sold before I could get back with my trailer and I bought the boy a new go-kart instead.

Went today to pick up pet food. They had the mower I want out front. Someone was talking to sales guy about it. I went inside and paid for it.

If I disappear, wife murdered me. She don't know about the mower yet but she's already pissed off at me for something.

I try to go at least one day a week, sometimes more. My local outdoor rang has both a 200 yard rifle range and several 25 yard pistol ranges.

If it's raining or too cold, we also have an indoor range just a little farther away. I prefer the outdoor range as the noise level is not as bad as the indoor range, I like not counting on a filtration system for clean air and I'm a member at the outdoor range.

I'm good for a week or so... wife's new living room sofa/loveseat/table were delivered today and I texted her a video once it was all set up. She's happy.

Her birthday is in a week... she mentioned a handbag, and it's a Louis Vuitton. Our anniversary is less than 2 weeks after her birthday, so I think if I tell her it counts for both she'll be cool with it.

When I want cigars and stuff I just buy them. She doesn't complain, so I guess it would be fair.

Now gotta try n sell the old one.