Gene363
Tuesday, July 27, 2021 9:31:53 AM
Good Tuesday Morning! Headed to the range today, clear and warm.
8trackdisco
Tuesday, July 27, 2021 12:14:12 PM
Two young dudes bustin ass with chainsaw as I sip coffee and enjoy a cigar made available from my Brother MACS.

Stress level beginning to abate.

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Tuesday, July 27, 2021 12:51:03 PM
^Attaboy... smoke a good'un!

8trackdisco
Tuesday, July 27, 2021 1:03:33 PM

^Attaboy... smoke a good'un!

MACS wrote:

🇨🇮 Monte #2?

rfenst
Tuesday, July 27, 2021 1:07:54 PM

Have to say the metamorphosis is interesting to watch. It’s like he broke the cycle.

Kudos, Dan.

8trackdisco wrote:

Hey, your next (in a friendly way)!

rfenst
Tuesday, July 27, 2021 1:12:17 PM

Two young dudes bustin ass with chainsaw as I sip coffee and enjoy a cigar made available from my Brother MACS.

Stress level beginning to abate.

8trackdisco wrote:

Will your homeowners' insurance pay for the clean up?
8trackdisco
Tuesday, July 27, 2021 1:19:06 PM

Will your homeowners' insurance pay for the clean up?

rfenst wrote:

Minus the $1,000 deductible, so for the stuff on the ground, it rightly comes out of my pocket.

The questionable part is whether the remaining, damaged half tree still erect will be covetable or not covetable.

It’s about sixty feet high and extending over the house. Price tag on that removal is between $1200 and $1800.

Gene363
Tuesday, July 27, 2021 1:31:46 PM

Two young dudes bustin ass with chainsaw as I sip coffee and enjoy a cigar made available from my Brother MACS.

Stress level beginning to abate.

8trackdisco wrote:

Layabout level 10. 👍 👍 👍

teedubbya
Tuesday, July 27, 2021 1:55:28 PM

Motherfacking jehovas witnesses are worse than the cicadas this year.

Had swarms of them when I first moved in but they've been dormant for 8-9 years. This was my 5th encounter this summer. Normally I answer the door and then close it, or don't answer it at all.

This one came in my garage, I got earmuffs on cutting trim for bathroom and touches me. I got up and was ready to lay him out but he put his hands up. Tries his speech while I'm cussing him out and telling him to GTFO.

That's a good way to get shot dumbass. I'm still fuming. He made me lose my spot and I cut a $28 piece of trim at the same angle as the previous one, so now I have to buy another.

Fuxker gonna get hurt if he shows up again. Entering my attached garage is entering my house. That's not OK.

danmdevries wrote:

A well placed squirrel or two and a blow dart gun takes care of this issue.

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Tuesday, July 27, 2021 2:02:04 PM
Just tell them you have no interest in joining their cult. They don't like that, and they will leave you alone.
Stogie1020
Tuesday, July 27, 2021 2:02:47 PM

Minus the $1,000 deductible, so for the stuff on the ground, it rightly comes out of my pocket.

The questionable part is whether the remaining, damaged half tree still erect will be covetable or not covetable.

It’s about sixty feet high and extending over the house. Price tag on that removal is between $1200 and $1800.

8trackdisco wrote:

Light it on fire. Costs you nothing but a little lighter fluid and a match.

teedubbya
Tuesday, July 27, 2021 2:09:09 PM
Does your insurance cover earthquakes? If so you can either borrow the governments secret earthquake machine (ask jones to help you locate it) or just ask Drafter's mama over for a dance party.
danmdevries
Tuesday, July 27, 2021 3:43:00 PM
Similar spot here 8.

But no danger to house. One tree fell into a smaller tree and was pretty shakey. Wasn't sure how to safely drop em together without snaring them into a third tree and that third tree is too big for me to cut with my little 14" chainsaw.

Threw a rope as high up as I could, ratchet strapped it to pull away from tree three and cut the support tree. When they started to move I dropped the saw and ran. Came down nicely.

Now I'm sweating balls chopping these trees into pieces that will fit a log splitter. Taking a break for some iced tea then gotta buy a new chain, snapped mine and can't find the spare.

Sunoverbeach
Tuesday, July 27, 2021 3:48:55 PM
Similar story for our environmental guy at the plant, except not so lucky in that he had a 4ft long branch stab straight through his roof. Wasn't enough to put any of the family in harm's way happily
rfenst
Tuesday, July 27, 2021 4:32:41 PM
What's up?
Ram27
Tuesday, July 27, 2021 4:41:11 PM
Hello Robert....

What's up, my age today. 🌫

Have a great evening peeps.

Smooth light
Tuesday, July 27, 2021 4:59:38 PM
Double Shot Tuesday 🍹🍹... it's so hot and humid, make that a double on a double.🍹🍹🍹🍹

8 - cut the other half down and get some peace of mind, plus the wifey will like it too. Don't wait for the other half to get the house.

You got bless once maybe not the next time.

🍹🍹🍹🍹🔥🔥🔥🔥🍹🍹🍹🍹

MACS
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Tuesday, July 27, 2021 6:11:15 PM
Bright side: Way less oak leaves to rake!!
danmdevries
Tuesday, July 27, 2021 6:23:40 PM
Happy bathday Ram
danmdevries
Tuesday, July 27, 2021 6:24:31 PM
Saw the jehovas witness jackhole going down the road on his Segway. I honked and he ate shit in a ditch. So satisfying.