Good morning. The maid is cleaning my bathroom first so I have to use my daughter's bathroom instead. Toilet seat was too small. Trying to get motivated to go to swim laps before it storms again today and the pool gets shut down due to lightening. I am fine once I get my ass out the door, however. Nothing else on agenda, except perhaps the grocery store.

rfenst wrote:

Secret Santa it!

DrMaddVibe wrote:

Top o' the mornin' jackwagons!!

Coffee and poop done (me and the dog!) now it's time for a 3-4 mile walk.

Edit: We both pooped... I had coffee, he did not.

MACS wrote:

I don't think I'm gonna eat the hot half of this jerky.

The meat that was on the lower grate when I sprinkled the top grate with the pepper powder is still near inedible. I put Thai chili and cayenne in the marinade, so they had some heat to start. But then they caught a bit of the hot chit. It's close to my limit.

I had a piece off the top tray. The meat was spot on, the others are too dry. But it's beyond my limits. So hot it made my face numb like I snorted a pile of cocaine. Instant hiccups, and every mucous membrane pouring out secretions.

danmdevries wrote:

Or, revive the “Who Wants My Jerky” PIF? 🤔

http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/637498/Who-Wants-Some-Jerky--PIF 

Palama wrote:

Need to shave today. That seems to be the main thing needing to be accomplished today.

8trackdisco wrote:

Well, I just finished the shower and shave. Only shaved my face in one direction though. A full shave seemed like to much work. So I went from an almost beard to an almost scruff.

MACS wrote: