Lance,
Glad you finally got to open the package. Hope you find it to your liking. Had to overdue it a bit as I got destroyed last Secret Santa by AKDave aka Tim K and I wanted to pay some of it forward. Tag your it.
Since you are an SEC football fan, you could appreciate that the unbanded cigar is the 2021 More Cowbell cigar.
Enjoy all in good health and spirits.
Eric

madspackler wrote:

So as was alluded to in my poetic venture, I was already in a bit of a daze. The two well packed boxes from the southeastern seaboard have done nothing to alleviate this condition.
I cracked open the first and immediately found what some might think of as a clue. Others might consider it blatant chit talk. Regardless, thank you, Chris, for reminding me the Buckeyes have a 0% win rate against the Gamecocks. I'd actually forgotten we even had history. Anyways, on to the good stuff

Entertainment Accessories:
A custom Sunoverbeach travel coffee mug
A custom Sunoverbeach pint glass (I'm considering trademarking this logo)
A custom Chicago Bears, Chicago Cubs, & Ohio State cocktail glass. I can pretty much guarantee this is the only glass in the world with this combo.
A tri-torch lighter and two cans of Xikar butane to keep it filled
A sleeve of Nike Mojo golf balls which will come in handy as I seem thoroughly inept at keeping track of my balls
2 decals reading "Everyone Loves Hookers & Blow" which I added to my list as a joke. I did laugh and am trying to determine how to apply it to my truck without Mrs. Beach noticing.

Consumables:
Charleston Coffee Roasters - Rain Forest Blend beans
Cackalacky Pepper Sauce - love a new sauce almost as much as a new cigar
x2 Edmond's Oast Brewery - Blonde w/almonds, vanilla, lactose & coconut
13 Stripes Brewery - Imperial Peggy Stewart BBA Porter
13 Stripes Brewery - Not Yet Begun to Fight Port BA brown ale
Havana Club Anejo 7 Anos rum - Actual Havana, not the Puerto Rican stuff
Once I wiped away the drool I was eager to start sampling. when Mrs. Beach asked me if I was really going to start drinking at 11:30am. Ummm.....I think the correct answer is of course not?

Smokables:
MF Le Bijou 1922 torpedo
BLTC Bishops Blend robusto
BLTC Lawless robusto
BWS Killer Bee Green Hornet Kato
RC Cromagnon Anthropology
RC Intemperance Whisky Rebellion Mcfarlane
DTT Mi Querida Ancho Largo
DTT Sobremesa torpedo
DTT Muestra de Saka Exclusivo (in a coffin)
DTT Muestra de Saka Nacatamale (also coffin bound)
Emilio La Musa Melete
Camacho Triple Maduro robuso (pre-Davidoff)
Mystery dark oily looking robusto - help please
I started to note the yellow cellos individually, but it got to dam repetitive. Suffice to say there's a lot of finely aged beauties in this stash, and several I haven't gotten the chance to try yet. Come to find out, 11:30, 33 degrees and snowing is not an appropriate time/environment to be smoking either. What the hell am I supposed to be doing with my day anyway?!?

This was an awesome SS bomb, Santa Chris! Thank you very much for some excellent loot. I'm hoping the disapproving looks in this house will fade in the coming weeks. She hasn't even seen the hookers decals yet.

For any illiterate types, or those that just enjoy purty pictures, try here:
https://imgur.com/a/50ITEyu 

Sunoverbeach wrote: