He’s just a sucker for my charms.

For some odd reason, when I saw "astroglide", I thought of this old car glaze polish called "Astroshield". Nothing remotely close. [gonzo]

Related tho. When you're camping and Z brings out the astroglide, you've got an azztoshield

Body shops refer to sheet metal as skin so….

Z's package landed today. One innocent neighbor was injured due to my poor typing skills, but the surviving neighbor completed the delivery to my erroneous azz.

Inside I found:
Tat Tattoo Cabellaro - love me a good Tat Tat
Tat Petit Cazadores - had one years back from a generous tropical BOTL. Keep meaning to get myself a box
LFD La Nox toro - Great smoke
"Well Known" Nicaraguan Selection toro - hearkens me back to my first foray into online cigars. First site I came across was the well known place. A 5er of these (robustos) followed shortly
Viaje C4 - Been wanting to try one of these. Never seem to time willingness with supply
CLE 25th Anniversary 6x54 - tried the 5x50 and loved it. Looking forward to the new size
AF Magnum R44 RSG - Arguably the most coveted of the AF wrappers. Excellent smoke
MF Fonseca Cedros - Another I've been wanting to try

Also received a 2 pack of Emergen-ZRX nuts, for use when the nicotine takes hold. I can't think of a better way to end sucking on one of Z's sticks than to pop a couple ZRX nuts in my mouth.

Finally there was a small glass bottle with a clear liquid. Smells like...................... WTF?!?!?!? Where did the sun go? What day is it?

J/K The bottle wasn't real. The nuts, along with the instructions for use, were quite real. Laughed my azz off. Mrs. Beach asked me what was up, and I told her I couldn't say for fear her eyes would roll so hard they'd get stuck.

Thank you kindly, Z. Great set of smokes that I'm excited to get to ashing. And apologies for the unintentional location switcheroo

Really nice hit! =d>

Good one z

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doncha feel like SOB hadda stand up to type out that post, describing Z's hellaciously arousing hit?


SOB ----->[whip] <-----ZRX

Well lord knows I can't sit comfortably anymore

Sitting here with Z's stick in one hand, his nut sack in the other and my mouth hanging open in awe of the size of his package! The damages are titillating... 🤤

- AF 858 RSG, great smoke!
- AF Magnum R44 RSG, one of Fuente's best!
- Diesel Esteli Puro robusto, nh, been wanting to try one of these.
- Famous Nicaraguan Selection 3000, nh, looks and smells great.
- LFD Cabinet Oscuro Torpedito, nh but have one resting from Z's last hit. Gotta burn one soon.
- LFD La Volcada, damn good smoke!
- Oliva O toro, can't go wrong with the O!
- Padron '64 Anny Maduro presidente, nh this vitola. A special smoke that shall be preserved for a special occasion!
- Tat Tattoo Caballero, been a while since I've ashed one of these, looking forward to revisiting.

Nine beautiful smokes, a sack of Emergen-ZRX nuts and written instructions on how to handle them all appropriately. What more could a guy ask for?

Very nice hit Z! Really appreciate the killer selection of smokes. The laughter my son and I enjoyed while reading your note was priceless! 😁 👍

👍 👍 👍

Z's nuts are a nationwide hit

Another nice bombing, Z

👍

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The man is on a tear! =d>

But wait, are those nuts-filled boxes being used as recruiting tools for camping trips? Hmmm.... 🤔

The key to marketing for long term customers is giving them just a taste for free, you peak their interest and get them longing for more.

bgz has a thriving business that he just told me about when I posted the guitar thread.


https://www.bigbends.com/ 

A ray of tropical sunshine shown upon my porch this afternoon. Damages forthcoming

Opened my box o' goodies to find a nice stash of premium smokes, several arriving in a pre-aged state for us impatient minded folk

Tat 110 - NH yet though do have a couple awaiting trial by fire
Padron Principe Natural - NH
Padron Principe Maduro - NH
Pardon 1964 Maduro corona - NH only the natural previously
CH Mil Dias corona gorda - another NH
Tat 15th Anny Oscuro beli - NH
Tat 15th Anny Clark beli - and just to mix it up a bit, NH
W Barrel Aged event only - 98.2% sure NH. Now what pray tell is this W exactly?

I did raise an eyebrow or two at the elite leaning nature of this non elite sending. The accompanying note directed me to "deal with it." It was also suggested the last couple of Tats could be used to commemorate an upcoming occasion. I should be able to hold onto one of them until June.... I think

Thank you, Conan for a fine set of smokes. I'm looking forward to putting them to good use. And congrats on the clean sweep of never hads. Noobish though I be, I was of a mind that I had compulsively purchased my way out of such a possibility by now

Oh yeah, and a Christmas themed ring from the finest plastic jewelers, and a vintage pack of Joe Camel matches. Broke my 20 something, cig smoking heart when they did away with old Joe