I'll pick up SOB.

OK, but I have very specific tastes. Don't you dare deviate from the list 😳


Thanks for the pickup, Jesse

I don't know, Dan... It's a pretty limited list.

Yeah, I was afraid of that. Well do the best you can with it.

In bound dog turd alert!

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I was tired of looking at a couple of them anyways.

I look forward to your dog turds like manna from heaven

Thanks, Z

Incoming, Dan.

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Expected by Wednesday.

Much appreciated and on the lookout.

You should prolly get a list posted before the outrage erupts

[ram27bat]

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Oh sweet baby Jesus

Box from Z landed today. That's supposed to be Non-Elitist PIB, not Non-Existent PIB.

So, why did I list a number of exceedingly rare and out of production cigars originally? Because I thought it would slow people down a bit and give me some time to adapt to this influx of smokes I find keep arriving on my doorstep. Jamie laughed at my feeble struggles and proceeded to have his way with me.

Viaje Donkey Droppings - his last received from Moose Manor, a couple of SOTLs I've only heard tales about. May even be the last in existence for all I know. NH naturally. I am honored and guilt ridden.
Cupido Tuxedo churchill - NH - another out of production but have heard stories of. Go ahead and assume I typed the same for the next couple
Camacho (pre-Davidoff) Maduro - Looks like an early iteration of the the 11/18 size. NH and was already feeling lucky to have tried what I was able to from this era. Z described this as one of his "desert island cigars."
Illusione Rex - *note* not the La Grande Class Rex - looks like a PC of the maduro variety - NH
(cc) Bolivar petit corona - NH this vitola - another "desert island"
Tat Verocu - No 3 maybe? - NH this vitola
Padron 1964 Anny Maduro Presidente I think - NH have only tried the natural previously
Casa Fernandez Aganorsa Leaf 80th Anny toro - NH this one either
DTT Sin Compromiso Varita Magico - Had the coronaish one a while back. Dam good smoke. Haven't tried this size.
LFD Double Ligero lancero - NH this size

So, my mouth was actually hanging open long enough for Mrs. Beach to ask if I was ok. I never thought I'd see some of these, short of a re-release, and I'm excited to try them. Thank you very much, Jamie. I'm not feeling deserving of such treasures.

😱😱😱 Now that's an azz whoopin', right there! So many of these I've never even seen...I think a picture post is required, asap!

Killer hit Z! I do believe SOB owes you a [hug]

Nicely done, ZRX! That'll teach him to slow down the inevitable.

Oh I owe all right. Hugs for sure. Prolly even a reacharound.

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Speaking of slowing things, Jesse, how's that list coming? 🤔

AWESOME WHACK-A-MOLE! 👍

Z-abolical!

=d> =d> =d>

Daaang. Good one for sure z

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That is one pretty picture!

Our battered hero rose slowly from the mat, barely standing, body swayed like a drunken coed begging for one more shot of Rumchata at last call, swollen eyelids striving fruitlessly to see the next hit, in the hope some semblance of a defense can be mounted.

WHAM!!!!!!!! A solid right hook from JPK sends him back to the mat in a boneless heap. Darkness descends

Damages to come