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4 years ago

It is impossible to keep your eyes open while you sneeze. I just found out it is also impossible to pee and sneeze at the same time.

deadeyedick wrote:



How you go your whole life without figuring that out?

WTF, Really?

I guess if you're drunk enough, you just don't notice sh*t like that.
BuckyB93
4 years ago

It is impossible to keep your eyes open while you sneeze. I just found out it is also impossible to pee and sneeze at the same time.

deadeyedick wrote:



But you can sneeze and $hit yourself at the same time. So I'm told...
CelticBomber
4 years ago
In America headline reads "Bear steals fish from man!". But, in Soviet Russia headline reads "Man steals fish from bear! Because bears are weak like capitalist pigdog Americans."


True Story!
ZRX1200
4 years ago
You sound like a lying dog faced pony boy to me.
CelticBomber
4 years ago

You sound like a lying dog faced pony boy to me.

ZRX1200 wrote:



Stay Gold!
HockeyDad
4 years ago

You sound like a lying dog faced pony boy to me.

ZRX1200 wrote:



Yup, I’ve seen one of those in San Francisco.
MACS
4 years ago

You sound like a lying dog faced pony soldier to me.

ZRX1200 wrote:



FIFY
HockeyDad
4 years ago
Yeah…you probably don’t want to Google San Francisco pony boy.
MACS
4 years ago

Yeah…you probably don’t want to Google San Francisco pony boy.

HockeyDad wrote:



Does he identify as an equine?
HockeyDad
4 years ago

Does he identify as an equine?

MACS wrote:



I don’t know what they identify as but Victor808 took me to see them!
8trackdisco
4 years ago
White wines are supposed to be kept at lower temperatures than red wines.

Paging Le Hockeydad for optimal chill temps.
HockeyDad
4 years ago
Store it at 45 to 65. My wine cave room is at 62.

I drink reds at 63-65.

I drink whites at 50-55.
8trackdisco
4 years ago

Store it at 45 to 65. My wine cave room is at 62.

I drink reds at 63-65.

I drink whites at 50-55.

HockeyDad wrote:



Thank you, sir.
frankj1
4 years ago
Jim Seals of Seals and Crofts fame died Monday.

The knowledge I picked up from that news is that he was the brother of singer Dan Seals, AKA England Dan of England Dan & John Ford Coley
rfenst
4 years ago
Farmer's Insurance is not the same as Farm Bureau Insurance.
Who'd have thunk that?
MACS
4 years ago

Jim Seals of Seals and Crofts fame died Monday.

The knowledge I picked up from that news is that he was the brother of singer Dan Seals, AKA England Dan of England Dan & John Ford Coley

frankj1 wrote:



Both played some groovy easy listening...
HockeyDad
4 years ago
Bachan’s Japanese Barbecue Sauce.

Absolutely delicious. Discovered this during the pandemic lockdown.

delta1
4 years ago
Netherlands has the most solar panels per capita of any nation.
CelticBomber
4 years ago

Netherlands has the most solar panels per capita of any nation.

delta1 wrote:



In a strange twist they also have the most Dutch people! Who knew? :-"
Gene363
4 years ago

Bachan’s Japanese Barbecue Sauce.

Absolutely delicious. Discovered this during the pandemic lockdown.

HockeyDad wrote:




+1 Found it on Amazon, excellent sauce.
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